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i will marry this bag

By Anonymous | Updated 10/31/24(Thu)09:13:58

i will marry this bag

i will marry this bag

They gave me a bag of candy with Minnie Mouse's face on it and I still have it just because I like Minnie Mouse. >>11847998
lol
>>11848550
That's cute
>>11847998
i will rape this bag

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11849324
Dude -__-

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11849979
good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts
thinking about bookmarking this thread good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts HORSES WANNA DANCE BUT FIND THEIR WINGS ARE DAMAGED so hurry mighty ocean rising fast big man with a plan Look at this dude walking around with this bag. Who does he think he is huh? >>11851889
hes a pretty darn important and influential individual is what he is. with that bag.. are there even any unachievable opportunities?
>>11847998
i will marry this ramen noodles
>>11851932
Normally I can understand when people fetishise cute mascots to an extent but this literally just looks like a Crayon Shin-chan baby.
>>11851951
someone lewded her in the mascot thread :3
>>11852028
Her?!
>>11852030
it's off model so maybe you'll like it
>>11852032
No, no I do not like this.
>>11852217
Thats okay ^_^
What kind is your fav?
>>11852304
Oshawott is kinda hot
Fuck well, kuromi is staring in the bag >>11852313
Ooo kawai
>cats be like
>I wanna fuck this bag
>>11847998
o_o

Is this innuendo

Your fortune: Good Luck
I just wanna build a psychological profile on this bag. >>11853185
I wish your penis went through a garbage disposal-esque shredder
>>11853244
look i just don't understand why my penis is being singled out
>>11853244
but instead, that's exactly what's going to happen to your nigger cock, lol! meanwhile that guy is going to be safe and sound
>>11853216
AND IN THE CRUSH OF THE DARK
this thread has taken its toll on me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
the day you told me

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
those were the words that I had never known

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11854451
nigger ^W^
>>11854770
heh.. chyea'ch just like that,,,,, mmuuuehhhhhh'ch
brother look at me please >>11855439
whats up bro
>>11855505
that man is the director of dragon ball z
>>11847998
The BAGMAN?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
DONT PASS OUT ON ME NOW
>>11856017
>>11856573
If my feelings solved any of my problems I'd probably use them more

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11856577
stop talking about yourself all the time you self-centered egocentric RUNT
that being said luv ya <33
well tonight out on the streets I'm gonna follow you horses wanna dance but find their wings are damaged water damaged YOU'RE DEAD MAN HALF-ALIVE WHO HANGS FROM HELPING NUMBERS 1 2 5 >>11853244
dubs confirm your wish will come true
>>11847998
this is a nice bag
>>11859090
your mom nice bag ^ _^
>>11859201
BROTHER ITS YOU??
>>11847998
god i love bag TwT
>>11859648
and I know I'm dead before my time
and tell you all about a scene that you would kill for I think, I think about you inside and your mother DISTRACTS ME FROM MY EVER-CHANGING TASTEFULNESS STATIC AT THE SAME TIME BY IT ALL

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
AND I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING TOO

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11851951
>just looks like a Crayon Shin-chan baby.
It doesn't but I unironically love that stuff too. Superficially crude style but very cute, charming design underneath. If you can't love that, I can't love YOU ^_^
I'll jump out of the window and trudge along the path

Your fortune: Outlook good
admiring the stars and showing no mercy to my feet

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I KNOW IT'S COMING DOWN

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11863571
oof, thaanks for the bumps again lover boy

what did you think of 2330
did u enjoy it (,,¬﹏¬,,)
SO IIIIII WALK
I WALK ALONE
IIIIIII WALK
I WALK ALONE
I ASK NO QUARTER FRIEND >>11859648
i will mount her bag whether she takes it off or not
>>11865314
oh baby that's cinnamon
Cinnamon vs dennis rodman DENNIS! IT'S YOU bag bump uwu >>11867471
excuse you?
okay sure >>11866814
me?
I'm going to ejaculate in that bag's mouth opening. >>11862330
Love it, so cute and gay
>>11868195
brother??
Please anons, don't look, I'm doing this for the fortune.
*spreads anus wide*
My fortune?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11869393
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7fm6871Ff1w&pp=ygUdb3BpYXRlIGVsZWN0cmljIGhlbGxmaXJlIGNsdWI%3D
>>11869393 the wonders of a tsuchigumo.. im making a note there -- huge success SCAVENGER! OF BLOOD! ohhhhh kuromi.. ohhhhh thank-a-you for a-bumping this thread ^W^ Anybody remember manila folders? We need to keep people engaged with the brand. Engagement surveys. I wonder if kuromi has ever been with a boy >>11870442
yeah lol
and good thieves of burning cars those were the words that I had never known I'm here now kuromi.. I'm here now :DD WOAH KUROMI KUROMI I NEED YOU this is odd.. or is it love and truth -- why are they so hard to achieve THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR FUTURE okay honestly TRIED MY BEST TO BE A MAN AND BE STRONG >>11847998
the overall fit and grain is crazy

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11873402
lovely I say, LOVELY!
mouth is weeping I’ve felt the hate rise up in me

Your fortune: Outlook good
kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
RIBBON ITS YOU

Your fortune: Godly Luck
and tell you all about a scene that you would kill for KUROMI DO SOMETHING PLEASE >>11874062
we are all nanas addicts
fortune yellow

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11874309
and I know I'm dead before my time
>>11874533
you know nothing are nothing have nothing and to nothing you shall be returned
>>11874543
wut
>>11847998
Kys pedophile
>>11874599
you keyword dropping motherfuckers need to ended with shotguns at very close range
>>11874603
>ended

*be ended
>>11874599
kys redditor nigger kys kys lol kys lololol kys I'm raping ur nigger mom
>>11874608
Kiss your nigger mom
you cannot >>11874288
unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>11874622
kys kys redditor nigger lololol
common sense.. can slap me in the face and yet I condescend
>>11875131
confusion in her eyes -- it says it all lost at the bottom of a candy bowl we're fresh out of the rush where we found gold >>11875806
no. we're not.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
well yeah kuromi.. DON'T LET ME DOWN KUROMI
DONT LET IT ALL GO AWAY
everything feels tempting when you don't know who to be.. >>11876011
YOUR GMAIL WILL BE EXTERMINATED
YOUR REPEATING INTEGERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED
EXTERMINATION
everything feels tempting when you don't know who to be >>11876278
post it again!
>>11876283
wut?
>post it again!
>post it again!
good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts >>11876513
why do you keep saying that
Blow me up dolly >>11876624
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY? DOES IT NOT MAKE SENSE TO YOU? DO YOU NOT GET WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY?
>>11876624
GOOD BROTHER?
AND GOOD THIEVES OF BURNING CARS ENCIRCLE POISONED RIVERS MINDS AND HEARTS >>11877616
there are 3 components to the putanesca omen and it was done for someone else's benefit so you really need to quit posting this

#fortune

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11877617
me? well.. it's not a bad dish! maybe! it's hard 2 tell what it tastes like!
I LIE AWAKE! LIE AWAKE THEY DON'T BOTHER MEEY NO WHY SO CYNICAL IN LIFE? YOU THINK YOIRE LIVING TO DIE? >>11847998
I'm here! I'm with you! I love you AND I love your bag? do something please what more is there 2 do but cry

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
as a child they called me the butt boy
and it certainly wasn't for my titties

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
KUROMI help me

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
kuromi you need to come to life I'm on my knees here oh PLEASE >>11879601
stick to anthony posting this what you're doing here is pathetic
>>11879774
hey! you don't tell pro groomers what to do.
>>11879804
just groomed your nigger mothers anus redditor
DON'T WORRY and good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts >>11881034
kyfs
>>11881039
kyfs nigger kyfs kyfs lololol kyfs kyfs kyfs you fucking subhuman redditor kyfs I raped your nigger mom kyfs kyfs lololol
and I know I'm dead before my time SPOT ON DUDE specified thread does not WHAT? mouth is weeping PIECE BY PIECE IS HOW I WILL LET GO OF YOU STEP BY STEP!
HEART TO HEART!
LEFT RIGHT LEFT
WE ALL FALL DOWN
LOVELY I SAY -- LOVELY!

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