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YOSHO 2024

By Anonymous | Updated 11/05/24(Tue)10:33:49

YOSHO 2024

>hardline policy on alien parasite immigration
>will travel back in time to 1999 to stop the spikeman
>curb gold yosho inflation crisis
>is good and not bad

This message paid for by Yosho for President 2024

>>11856823
I'm voting Yosho!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11856823
>>11856834
Go fuck yourself, I'm gonna vote that
yosho is good and not bad and the spikeman is bad and not good i'm voting for yosho because he is good and not bad these are my own original thoughts >>11856934
Anyways, fuck yourself too
I cast my ballot for niggertown i voted for you Yosho >>11856934
flube yosho
>>11856823 >>11857331
>he didn't actually write in yosho
coward
>>11856934
Is this an AI flube yosho?
>>11857331
Woah cool!!
>>11856823
Posting again to offset posting in the Spikeman thread.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11856823
does Yosho support Jean Francois >>11857432
>>11856823
YOSHO WON! FUCK YOU, SPIKEMAN!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11857275
this is a nice board
FRIGG OFF YOSHO >>11856837
such harsh words lil dood

Your fortune: Godly Luck
lol

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
a late surge for yosho >>11856823
Yosho won the electoral college and the popular vote. Suck it, Spikeniggers.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11857066
dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11858868
spikeite agitprop
>>11856823
YOSHO WON

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
yosho seems to be loosing so to him I'll give him a sympathy vote for him for yosho

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11857575
7575 get

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
is it true that yosho plans to implement project 1999 >>11861266
That's why I voted for him (and he won).

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11860800
dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
So who won? >>11861724
vladmir putin
>>11861724
Yosho

Your fortune: Godly Luck
lole >>11861724
first one to reach bump limit, otherwise last standing wins
a late surge from yosh I think it is pretty funny how that one guy keeps bumping the spikeman thread hoping to be able to say "see the yosho thread died first!" even though the spikeman one is undeniably less popular in every metric.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
the last time spikeman beat yosho for president he lost the popular vote, but this time he actually won the popular at by 50.5%

50.5% of american are alt-right heil hitler neo nazis who want to live in spikeman's timeline of destruction

whatever
>>11862608
MFW voting for yosho lole
>>11861266
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11861711
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
it's not yoshover yet Enact project 1999 >>11862344
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11863583
go Yosho go!
Yosho is the winner.

Your fortune: Outlook good
yosho >>11865510
yes

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11866139
>>11866276
spikefigs want to build schools to indoctrinate impressionable youths into future mass murderers
we need to stop this
>>11866287
Now they're talking about Spike hormone treatments..
>>11866297
is that even legal? can they do that?
>>11866287
I think I've found one of their websites:
https://spikedog.school
Would you show this to your children?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11866420
wtf i don't even know what to say
Spikeman propaganda is too strong. remember whichever meme gets to 270 electoral college replies first wins MAKE [S4S] GOOD AND NOT BAD AGAIN Yosho da best.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11867361
*farts on you*
>>11867382
*cums in you're mother*

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11856823
Spike lovers are niggers.

Your fortune: Average Luck
THE SPIKERS ARE STEALING POSTS

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The Spikers are eating Spikedogs and Mops, folks. >>11856823
yosho is too old we need younger more hip politicians!
I HATE SPIKERS

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11868180
I agree!! VENICE 4 PREZ
>>11868180
>>11868438
I don't want a cuck just because it's young you homo.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
We're losing. It's over... my vote is for yosho

i don't trust someone who tried to destroy the world 25 years ago with our nuclear arsenal
>>11868973
Oh come on that timeline doesn't even exist any more you big baby.
>>11856823
Yosho 2024

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11869078
https://youtu.be/TioxePCeTDw

dude we even have a completely disconnected multiverse where yosho had to travel forward in time from 600 to 1999 then got turned into a human for some reason
>>11869502
Why does human Yosho have The Spikeman for hair?
>>11869552
akira toriyama made everything a spike
>>11869555

Your fortune: Godly Luck
this is the most important presidential election, possibly ever

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11870102
yes

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11870102
I agree, whoever wins this election will totally change the course of [S4S]
if spikeman hits bump limit first then yosho has mandate to implement project yosho 2024 while spikeman is frozen in the archive Who has the ruder vote? >>11870808
Robert "Flube" Kennedy, jr.

he dropped out of the the race to endorse spikeman
>>11870808
Yosho

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11870488
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11871289
yosho
>>11871289 >>11856823
Breaking News: Spikeman says he will ban anine!

Is it over for Spikeman as this unprecedented turn of events could swing nicers in favor of Yosho?

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11856823
Yosho is the best.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11871835
ummmm source please .

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
yosho should drop out of the race and let vice president bury pink run for orifice instead >>11871877
dubs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Yosh

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Yuji Sakai has taught me so much. When he found me I was angry and sick. But over the years he has showed me there is still a lingering light. Now I will go fight spikeman. >>11873332
if only you got quads
>>11873333
who did
>>11873337
Now I don't care who you are thats funny right there
What will Yosho do about the furry problem? Carrie Fischer should've done porn. >>11873337
nips

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11873489
nah, the overwhelming majority of pornstars before 2000 are going to be completely lost to history
>>11873489
Are you eighty years old?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11874119
Yosho has the boomer vote.
>>11874605
well yeah boomers were alive in 1999 when yosho talked the spikeman out of destroying the world

some zoomers these days are 1999 denialists and think the event was all "Yuji Sakai can't post dank memes"
>>11856823
I'm thinking Yosh.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Spikeman has a 40 post lead on us. It's over... >>11875002
Not if we don't give a fuck about optics it's not!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11875023
whoever gets to 270 replies first wins *shrug*
>>11856823
Yosho

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11856823
What's the difference between Yosho and Yoshi?

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11875392
what makes you think they are related?

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11875392
yosho is firstborn of yoshi, like how alduin is firstborn of akatosh
nazi here, I'm voting for Spikeman because Yosho is a jew
Spikeman is also a jew but I'm ok with that for some reason
>>11856823
Yosho

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
anyone else see yosho's new campaign ad? I was a bit unsure how to vote before, but now I've been convinced that yosho is what this board needs LETS GO YOSHO LETS GO ! >>11856823
Y

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11875892
O

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
S >>11876296
H

Your fortune: Average Luck
O >>11876211
YOSHO POSTERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED
SPIKEMAN POSTERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED
ALL [s4s] POSTERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED
>>11861725
YUJI SAKAI LOCATED
EXTERMINATE ALL YUJI SAKAIS
EXTERMINATE THE ORIGINAL SCHIZOPHRENIC SHAWNA NO SHAKUGAN YUJI
EXTERMINATE THE IMAGE GUY
EXTERMINATE THE ONE WHO LOVES IT WHEN THE ANIMES ARE KAWAII
EXTERMINATE THE LORE MASTER
EXTERMINATE ALL YUJI SAKAIS
>>11876400
I HAVE BEEN EXTERMINATED
I HAVE BEEN EXTERMINATED
>>11856823
Yosho is the man!

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11875882
I'm not sure what you-- you know what, I think you're exactly right! all hail supreme overlord yosho
THE DALEKS ARE BACK!!!

RUN. HIDE.

RUN AND HIDE.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
my own original vote just putting in another [s4s] electoral college vote for yosho

it looks like this one is going to be a tight race unlike the multiverse where keksandra completely blew out both drumpf and shillary in 2016
Yosh

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Yosho will make McDonald's free.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11856823
I like dinosaurs.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11877899
dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11856823
I've voting Yosho because he's cuter than Spikeman.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Yosho is friends with Mario.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Yosho is cool.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Yosh > Spike Osho Yosho was in Super Smash Bros., Spikeman wasn't. Yo-yo >>11878265
that's not going to sway the melee vote though, anything associated with hackurai is trash now
Yosher >>11878367
How so?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11878375
Please respond.

Your fortune: Outlook good
Yosho will make all anime free. >>11857331
lole
>>11878375
yosho is like f tier in basically every single smash game, all his power budget is in his eet you grab and his smw2 style recovery, the only cool thing he can do is grab you at the edge of the stage and poop you out to death, but that doesn't work against anyone remotely competent
Yosho Story is an underrated video game. >>11878477
dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11878477
if by underated you mean underrated in how bad it is then yes

it should have gotten a -1/10 score on the gaming press review sites
>>11878510
I disagree.
>>11856823
Vote Yosho to end alien parasite immigration.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Yosho helped Luigi find Mario in Mario is Missing!. >>11878510
Nah. It definitely has it’s flaws but it’s not a bad game.
>>11878627
I agree.
>>11877899
cute

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11857556
My president.
>>11858868
This never happened.
>>11878699
dubs

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11864062
Yes, please.
>>11878733
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11878702
>>11878733
>>11878734
2 3 4 get

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11878734
>>11878761
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11878833
dubs

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11878844
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
Spikefigs are cheating. all the mail-in yosho votes will be counted any day now >>11879104
i mean i could spam this thread to 300 replies, but i'm on the suprememe court of [s4s], i decide what precedent memes to set, i don't care who the president is
spikefigs don't even have on topic images lole >>11879177
oh man, one of the og yosho memes, before he became a time traveller

maybe this election isn't over yet
Let the records show that spikefigs cheated. >>11879282
good try maybe next half decade -1
>>11879085
Yes, but cheating is legal somehow.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11879085
>>11879744 (dubs nice)
>starts spamming every minute
>spike figs start posting every 30 seconds

Admit it you just got out cheated. (This is how all US elections work too lol)
>>11879751
spikefigs started it
hahaha, we fooled you all

this was actually an impeachment inquiry, and spikeman has been impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors (the high crime being pic related)

yosho is president now
haha, fuck yes, i got in the absolute last word like 0.5 seconds before the thread hit the archives

>>11880164

this is canon now

spikeman is the first [s4s] meme in history to get impeached

yosho won
>>11880172
>>11880138
what a twist
>>11880172
>>11880138
So Yosho started the cheating, lied about it and you're the shadow government overthrowing the winner.

ASSASSINATE YUJI SAKAI IN ALL TIMELINES.
>>11880222 (TIMELINE TRIPS)
Well, now I have to do it.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11880222

Exposing Yuji Sakai for trips. That's just cold

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11880222
Actually lets be fair here, spamming the election is tradition this mostly civilized election was the oddity, Yosho did nothing wrong spamming this was merely returning to tradition.

Overthrowing the election however is NOT acceptable. So I also vote for KILLING YUJI SAKAI

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11880222 (trips)
Spikeman actually started the cheating. Yosho did nothing wrong. It ended up being Spikeman's downfall though. It's like pottery, it rhymes.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11880238

How does pottery rhyme. It just goes round and round
>>11880244
sometimes is lels
go ahead, assassinate me, i'm a multiverse being, every time i'm about to die i just abruptly timeline shift away and i'm totally fine, i took a completely scientifically impossible to survive dose of benedryl to kill myself once and just woke up really sleepy uwu the next day

even the daleks couldn't exterminate me

i'm also on the suprememe court of [s4s], where if you assassinated me, oh man that would be bad, i set all the precedent cases on what memes are forced and what memes slide
>>11880255
everyone is a multiverse being, but what happened in your case is either
-tolerance
-tachyphylaxis
-there were no neurotransmitters left to be released
-drugs gone bad (incorrectly stored, etc)
if you really were to take a physically impossible dose of a drug, your "timeline shift" would be so radical that you and me would not be in the same universe anymore
I have word from from The Spikeman himself, he promises to just continue to do whatever he wants as he always has despite these turns of events.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11880318
the sad reality of /s4s/
>>11880299
and that's basically what ended up happening, my life went from being absolutely terrible for 2 years to being absolutely awesome for 2 years
>>11880229
>>11880234
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11880222
oh captain my captain!
>>11880238
lying about Spikeman starting the cheating will never make it true, but very Yosho like of you, you're in the right party.
>>11880327
what is /s4s/

did you mean [s4s]
>>11881217
/s4s/ election integrity officer here. Spikeman actually did start the cheating. >>11878773
>>11881437
>quote a post that clearly states it was in retaliation of Yoshos spamming
>check yosho thread at prior to spikeman post about spamming
>weird yosho forced check posts less than 30 seconds apart
>spikes stop posting
>yosho poster scream cheating and start spamming every minute (probably you to be exact)
>spikes see this and COMPLETELY OBLITERATE the subpar Yoshos out of the stratosphere showing their superiority

Good job proving Yosho poster started it and failed to come out on top I guess?

I enjoy humorous irony.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11881438
There was no Yosho spam prior to that, Spikefigs made it up as a false flag to justify their own spamming. Spikefigs are ruining the integrity of our elections.
>>11881439
Cool projection too, since that is what yosho poster did (probably you again) then just got BTFO by spike posters.
>>11881440
The proof is in the posts, Spikefigs started the cheating. See you in Snek Court.
>>11856823
i for one welcome our new spiky alien overworlds
>>11881445
overlords* fml
>>11881446
lole
>>11881445 (oof off by one)
>>11881446

I mean, overworld could work too, Spikemen can get REALLY huge.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11881448
I miss munch
>>11880244
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11880255
dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11880299
dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11882609
singles

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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