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I baked two pies (。・ω・。)ノ

By potata | Updated 07/31/25(Thu)07:09:00

I baked two pies (。・ω・。)ノ

I baked two pies (。・ω・。)ノ

Guess its banana flavour? >>12443543
Nope, with orange flavour. I made orange jam separately, from which I added orange.
I'm guessing orange then they look good FOOD ALRIGHT?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12443549
thank you!
>>12443550
IT IS EATABLE!! (including the paper)
>>12443551
save me a slice pls
>>12443553
I will try to
>>12443541
PYON PYON
(\_._/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
>>12443541
those look great, but I think they're cakes not pies

>>12443541
this is not a pie, it is a beautiful loaf
remain pure like a paladin sharpen gods sword blowing a camp for 45 minutes. fucking bird. i blow on the flowers, it gives me something to think about. we could make a flower open. i don't really like all fruit. home fruit. i like home fruit. i don't like some papaya. in 2002 or some shit i broke it and, for like ten years, i broke my parents house and it was the worst feeling. i stayed in the bathroom. i learned something if you need to do repetition it's not all duration, like soap, it doesn't work on duration. it doesn't matter. fucking didn't work. Diana had some failed, you know, and everything is glorious. My flower is wilted. fuck it. I don't want my bird to freak out. with what's her face, fat pig, mary k. i was a fat pig. there was like one job to get. batteries i mean. i had to go walk up the street and walk up the corner and we didn't go on a date. idiot. fucker. perseides. it was for a telescope to watch astronomy with. the humiliation doesn't hurt anymore.
>>12443565
Lol

I'm a woman, I like pies
>>12444948
That's it, that's the best you can do?
I'm sleeping my way out of this one give us some plz >>12443541
I RECOGNIZE THIS PEN OP I KNOW WHO YOU ARE O_O
>>12443541
I can smell it.. it's sweet

Your fortune: Outlook good
THIS HAS BEEN SAID SO MANY TIMES Inside each esforcer there are two pies. please let taste >>12448263
I made two pies yesterday
>>12443541
did you put your penis in the left one???????????
>>12449181
hah, i'm gonna say this on the first page, but the one with a baked turd pie chart showing 80% of the money would go to a 'poem trust fund' is where i'm gonna focus my campaign, and i can bet that the media will absolutely seize
how'd you bake them my beauty queen >>12450800
unchecked doubles on page 10!
how'd you bake them baby girl? come sit on my lap and tell me all about it sweetie >>12443541
I push my fingers into my piiieeez
yummy how'd you bake them baby girl
come sit on my lap wearing your shorts and tell me
come closer girl I can see you're wearing your shorts again >>12452121
Bro what the hell ist wrong with you? I See you everywhere commenting These weird das things. And you send so man's comments. Whyyyy????
>>12453569
hey you retard...... post an original thread that doesnt involve pedo lolicon for once lol
>>12453677
hey u retard.. post an original thread that doesn't involve u being a boring unfunny cancerous retarded nigger whose nigger mother I raped and beat to a pulp LOL
>>12453679
i made one pie, you made the other.
lets bake together >>12453677
kill yourself lolis ftw
>>12454359
I agree with you
>>12454363
i only had one and then i forgot to post it
>>12454825
do you have a picture?
>>12455531
baked a pie and it was nice, baked another and then some friends ate it, which i was also pretty ok with.
>>12456697
the rule of diminishing returns.....
>>12457149
if anyone knows who has my pies please make them contact me.
>>12457014
If you baked these pies at home, for your personal enjoyment, you can have whatever you want! Pie is your friend, and your pies are pimps! They can be whatever you want them to be, and I want to be in a pie with you pimps, I wanna
baketh unto the pie

Your fortune: Bad Luck
mmmmmmmmmm >>12458097
I don' think that's legal...
>>12443541
i hope you choke on it and die
>>12458271
choke on my fucking cock retard fuck you
>>12458273
it is not long enough to get choked by it kek
>>12458277
yeah we'll see about that you fucking bitch
>>12458097
man you really made that cancerous redditor nigger cope hard, good one
let us consider the cake >>12458281
What kind of pies did you make?
>>12459816
It has escalated quickly, hasn't it?
>>12459814
you were baking pies?

oh
>>12459816
i raped ur mamas mouf lmal :^\

Your fortune: Bad Luck
baketh unto the pie o_o >>12460370
Pie looks great
I also like the fact you can see through the crust to the inside filling
>>12444311
loaf dubs
>>12443541
Awesome looking pies

Your fortune: Godly Luck
how astute of you it’s hard to overbake my satisfaction >>12463081
lole
so does et bilu it is calle biogenesic science, it evolved from bionics at another planet
it makes them see a complete set of planned hallucinations, like animatronics at disneyland no imagineer had invented
>>12464542
Baked 2 pies? Can you describe the pies so the judges know which to choose?

The judging panel is comprised of four experienced bakers, each with their own unique culinary background and expertise
>>12464542
A pomegranate seed.
yummy this is the two pies thread >>12443541
Um excews me but that is shit from a butt
two pies turn away >>12466581
what post
and in cakes two buns turn away ;_; how sweet of you hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good pun

Your fortune: Average Luck
okay cake bakers what hath you baketh so far

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12468745
i think it's hilarious
FAITHFULNESS

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12443541
you cooked the dough at a high temperature to make it stiffer and cook through faster
>>12470255
This is a good idea
>>12470255
good idea dubs
I'm glad you came around today

Your fortune: Average Luck
she loves baking sweets every day dude the day the cake goes out
>>12471104

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
goes out and WHAT dude and hides in the dish

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
baketh those lovely pies

Your fortune: Good Luck
ACUTE RENA A FALIUREAmmmm????? WHAT ABOUT ROZEN MAIDEN gahhhh YOU BAKETH? BUT HOWWWW WWWWW >>12443541
Great job OP. I made le banana pancakes this morning.
baketh and sweeteth

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
mohhhhhh

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
can i have some >>12475644
Why? Do they make you happy?

What are the flavors?

What did you do with them?
>>12443541
suicide note could use some work
>>12476092
sure, take a seat
>>12476136
loool man you're the funny or what!
>>12476136
lemme guess, one was a cherry and one was a apple?


lemme guess, you were with the two lads from the first image and you guys fucked in one of those beds (maybe the blue one)?
okay pie lovers >>12477130
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A PIE LOVER? CHERRY
>>12477493
lemme guess you love pies
>>12477130
I don't think there is much use for a pie on /vt/.
WOWSERS????

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
JUST THAT WOW

Your fortune: Average Luck
pie pie baketh please >>12478168
Why do pies need to be baked?
well, timmy, have you tried asking yourself why anything at all ever needs to get done why baketh >>12479225
*Lisa was making pies for the staff to thank them for their hard work.
YOU BAKE AT THE EDGE okay let's bake together >>12481254
wake and bake
and you eat on your own >>12444000
ANCIENT PYON TRIPLE TRIPS
>>12444311
dubs!
>>12446166
dubs!
>>12453644
Admiring these dubs
>>12453677
dubs
>>12454344
Nice dubs
>>12455066
dubs
>>12456700
dddubs!
>>12458277
ohhh dubs
>>12470166
DUBSFULNESS
>>12470255
Dubs of cooking advice
>>12470744
Dubs of happiness
>>12475644
Dubs. muahh
>>12478000
You can guess, I love trips
>>12481100
DOUBLE DUBS AT THE EDGE
>>12481255
loooooool (dubs)
>>12481692
thanx for all you're hard work
>>12481689
thanks for all you're hard work
HAS GOT A STORM A-COMING MONSTER COMING >>12482213
I thought the cat had bitten your tongue
They look dry oh my brothers >>12443541
it's a good thing we aren't here to judge you, only to make fun of you.
sweet yummy pies you love those pies you pie lover pies >>12483525
talk dirty to me please
>>12484056
you baking baby >>12484461
oh you'd LOVE it if i did that wouldnt you
>>12485078
for us to bake together?
>>12485497
let's do it let's whip up a bunch of pies and cakes and coffee and other such confections

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12485500
sure. I'd love that because yummy food is amazing
the sweetest taste is the taste of love, and i LOVE baking yummy food so let's do it let's do it right now without a care in the world and bask in the elation when we're done

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
you really are elated aren't you my dear scholar yes i AM and i wanna tell everybody!

Your fortune: Average Luck
getting elated without any cream or sugar and I want to tell everyone what if we added a bit of cream and sugar into the mix?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
then you'd have to just take it as I'm kissing your sweet sugary lips @.@ aa-a.. ah.... yes please!! ^///^

Your fortune: Godly Luck
cream and sugar all upon your lips AND IN THE CRUSH OF THE DAAAAAAARKKKKKKK i'll be your light in the mist....

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12485524
ur cute
>>12485539
ur cute
>>12485547
ur cute
>>12453677
ur cute
>>12453679
ur cute
whew! now that I've told the same person they're cute five times in a row I can safely consider the [s4s]
dude thise are different people [citation needed] just because i used dots at the end of the sentence doesnt mean im that other guy please >>12485558
>>12485558
>>12485561
you know what I'm going to do now don't you
>>12485567
i dont know im scared and confused and disoriented by this sudden turn of events
it wasnt me please dont hurt me im sorry olease dont hurt me im sorry >>12485570
>>12485584
I love it when you use dots and emoticons ur hella sexy bruv
>>12485589
are you mocking me i dont get it
>>12485590
wait a sec that's something I usually ask you.. are YOU the one mocking me here? because if you are, then.... then...... GUHAHHHHHHHHHHH *scampers away*
>>12485592
no i just like... repeating things..
>>12485594
is it true you laugh at me behind my back with your mom
do you often call her up and tell her I can't even get trips
>>12485601
NO i would never do that i promise
i just wanted to bake pies together *pours sugar into youre coffee* oh yeah? ah.. im all out of coffee so just pour it straight into my mouth oh my beautiful hero don't say that I'll keep your coffee supplies as high as ever forever because I love you and want you to always have a yummy drink at hand i love you too please fill up my cup every day!! did you have iced coffee yesterday no i had hot coffee what's your problem man well they're such hot commodities but come in such small quantities oh love and truth where are you oh where are you...... caketh i am a baker of habit and I bake in circles round you i will admit there's a pattern

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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