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DEAD JESUS! KEK! LOLLOLLOLXDXD ~ HAHAHA GET FUCKED BITCHE >:c

By Anonymous | Updated 08/13/25(Wed)04:47:35

DEAD JESUS! KEK! LOLLOLLOLXDXD ~ HAHAHA GET FUCKED BITCHE >:c

DEAD JESUS! KEK! LOLLOLLOLXDXD ~ HAHAHA GET FUCKED BITCHE >:c

Every knee shall bow. >>12469103
I got dubs you didn whats that say?
>>12469104
Dubs are the mark of the beast
>>12469100
Nice dubs
Aqua would actually do this. ilu OP WHY THEY DO THIS????

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12469100
>DEAD JESUS! KEK! LOLLOLLOLXDXD ~ HAHAHA GET FUCKED BITCHE >:c
>>12469100
Spiritually Jewish thread.
>>12469487
tru
why cocaine go thru the nose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPHXMdtANek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11iIJ8uSFTw

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12469887
try putting but hole
>>12470175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uxpFyV4mPk
>>12470175
>>12470461
Music thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpUls-MIS4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv87NMHrs_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I176_LHTe7Y
>>12470526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ncE4wIvfw
>>12469557
>>12469487
Christianity is inherently jewish thougheverbeit
>>12470461
which one
>>12469557
>>12470544
>Spiritually Jewish tthread.
>Christianity is inherently jewish thougheverbeit
>>12471255
jesus and jews are both equally evil
>>12470544
it's judaism corrected, the same way foreign food has to be perfected by americans

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Reach out and touch faith.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_VPmgxBMQI
>>12471323
you can't correct judaism in the same way you can't polish a turd
>>12471255
Jesus himself was a kike
You illiterate retard
Sacrilegious

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
me vs. the goyim

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12471693
Why wasn’t He greatly rejoicing during that tho?
>>12471923
BABY'S MUSCLES! SO DOMINANT!


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12471706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq_oSE9mLJc
>>12472429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJxKpEC_dY4
>>12472429

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minister gigolo. >>12469100
https://youtu.be/XRNP4JHFfKA?feature=shared
Why Sound of silence >>12474039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-cx0E_U3Y
>>12474306
boi
>>12469277
>>12470544
dubs
>>12470999
trip
>>12471255
>>12471755
>>12472255
>>12472055
additional dubs
: ' ( >>12475076
That reminded me that I wanted to touch myself while watching porn but my cat appeared and I felt shy
kitana >>12469100
>dead jesus
You're not reading his words, you are simply taking the easy way out, just like everyone else
>>12476145
>>>12473279 #
>...Anonymous
>08/17/25(Sun)02:10:20 No.124
Id buy that for a dollar

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why nigga can i stay in this tred? cuz Jesus loves us >>12476322
I love u and Jesus too :>
let her out mio theo Jesus never existed. >>12477648
jews being terrible at trolling has only tripled my antisemitism

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12477648
Image was made by a white pagan chud larp because muslims respect jesus.
i actually feel so betrayed, i actually believed you guys were smart and creative.

Your fortune: Outlook good
JESUS is a psyop. >>12477648
Get real
>>12477652
I don't think a faith that throws out Jesus' actual words for its own imagined version of what He would've said, 600+ years later, is respect to the actual figure tho

ur wonderful btw
>>12477669
You know what I meant.
>>12477669
like the way christians reinterpret the words of jewish prophets?
>>12477681
Reinterpret how?
>>12477662
Show me a video of Jesus, motherfucker.
Jesus never existed.
The jews wrote the Bible to deceive the world.
>>12477661
>>12477648
>>12477699
>>12477699
U say, sweeping all biblical remarks that would be labelled antisemitic today, as well as piles of courtroom-grade testimonials and evidence under a big persian ornate rug : p
Christ is nice >>12477705
Why would he burn the flag of his homeland?
>>12477978

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12469100
i was thinking it would be even funnier if he was like an ancient vampire that had been sucking all the blood out of his own corpse that was lying on the ground
it's crazy to think about isn't it? this guy was literally deified because he was a jew who wasn't a hateful piece of shit, like this was such an unthinkable occurence God had to be behind it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12478406
I think He was deified because He literally claimed to be God and raised from the dead lol. If He was a human being, He would be the pinnacle of a piece of shit because of what He said, OR He would be the extremely loving and benelovent God. No other way.

As Elder Epiphanios said: "Has anyone ever dared to demand for himself the love of mankind, forsaking their very life? Has anyone ever dared to proclaim his absolute sinlessness? Has anyone ever dared to utter the words: "I am the truth"? (John, 14: 6) No-one, and nowhere! Only God can do that. Can you imagine your Marx uttering things like that? They would take him for a lunatic and nobody would be willing to follow him!
Now, just consider, how many people sacrificed everything for Christ's sake, even their very life, having believed in the veracity of His words
regarding Himself! If His proclamations about Himself were false, Jesus would have been the most despicable character in history, for having led so many people to such a huge sacrifice! What ordinary man - no matter how great, how important, how wise he may be - would deserve such a tremendous offer and sacrifice?"

I still think Elder Epiphanios misses a key point to make, that the apostles willingly lost everything, were tortured and martyred because they saw with their own eyes, consistent accounts with one another, and refused to renounce the truth of what they saw Christ do, as well as His resurrection firsthand. Liars wouldn't do that, and modern martyrs only do so out of belief but not claims of eyewitness.

THAT is what's crazy to think about, there is not a single alternative scenario anyone could ever come up with for Christ that would be the slightest bit plausible, only that He did truly rise from the dead, and did claim to be God.

Daniel wasn't hateful and wasn't deified. Why didn't the jews or non-jews deify him? They had a far greater crisis of religion, lost all their texts too.

It still hurts to know it's true. somehow.
let he who is without sin KICK THE FIRST ASS >>12478406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR5P7HVc8SQ

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12477962
kill yourself with your stupid failed pysop
Jebus will get you fo dat brotha. You goin ta hayull nigga!

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what the heck my nigga >>12479426
You're not hurting my feelings by showing a pic of a burning kike flag, faggot
>>12480809
>>you don't belong to this house of rules
those rules would never be allowed on the laws
>>12480813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=GJ2X9SANsME
>>12480893
can i join ur satan army?
i require foodz
>>12480230
>You're not hurting my feelings by showing a pic of a burning kike flag, faggot
>>12480813
into this house we're born
>>12480913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzHs9cJ4Bao

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12480910
Average evangelist


Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12469100
i don't know
>>12481092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIHQbhLDUG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWXmSrgVK88

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12469100
You can't mock religious figures using anime characters. Looks stupid and odd.
>>12483080
ur dead jew is stupid and dead lol
>>12483088
That's better
>>12483088
dubs remind u six million times
>>12483183
george bush was really awesomely hilarious
>>12483269
it wud not be prudent at this time conjuncture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMYPvd86R2I
>>12483088
he is alive
>>12483299
dubs confirms
>>12483299
lmao


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>>12469100
this is the real god, and you're an impostor
>>12485355 >>12485501

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
im brown i like white culture and this offends me >>12469100
Thread hidden + bozo + you will burn in hell + sage + ratio
im brownson i like culture culture and i will offend u >>12469100
i would die for this game
>>12485870
He is pretty gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp0q1wWe6XI

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>>12469100
he came back to life doe
>>12469103
whyat if they dont have legs why would g*d do that
>>12469100 Give him a chopper, some friendly fire and he will handle it. HER NAME WAS LOLA, SHE WAS A SHOWGIRL. With yellow feathers in her hair And a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha >>12486727 >>12486761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDpJltbTC84

Your fortune: Outlook good
HEY NIGGA WHY YOU KILL JESUS FOR It's Final Fight? Anal Fight, " ' `. Not sure. Jesus is dead and well, it's time to drink the Blood of Christ. >>12486844
(Dubs)
I love Mads
Sonic Penis Hog for tonight's Entertainment. >>12486844
>Jesus is dead
Times you ran out of the room when this happened. Have no fear, Pepper Roni, the dude with the food and nice attitude is here! that's nasty. >>12469100
aqua would NOT fuggin do that. out of character slop
4 Oscars. *Mic drop*. HOLY CRAP MY NIGGA I AM FREAKING OUT It Starts... >>12469100
what the hell is this image?
i didnt see it on any thread.
It's like, a dick! >>12478649
It’s cute how far theologians go with their mental gymnastics to justify sky daddy.

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