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imagine eating wingstop and then getting the shit beat out of you by 5000 cockroaches what would you do

By Anonymous | Updated 08/24/25(Sun)13:29:38

imagine eating wingstop and then getting the shit beat out of you by 5000 cockroaches what would you do

imagine eating wingstop and then getting the shit beat out of you by 5000 cockroaches what would you do

I could easily defeat 5000 cockroaches in combat >>12489791
What's your limit?
>>12489791
what if they had razor blades taped to them

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12489793
Probably about a hundred million
>>12489797
That's 3500 tons of roaches, they would just crush you.
>>12489801
I suppose if they all spawned directly above me. But if they spawned at random within a reasonable distance, say anywhere within 20 meters of my person, I estimate only a few thousand would spawn above my head.
>>12489808
Sure, but they would all rush you.
*farts* >>12489811
The cockroach can only run about 3 miles per hour. They can fly, but they don't do it often. I'd have plenty of time to take out each wave as it came at me. I estimate I could kill ten or twenty million cockroaches an hour
>>12489808
Also that would be 2.785 tons per square meter, so you would still be crushed. Assuming they spawned uniformly in a 20m radius around you.
Befriend them what wing flavors was i eating, this is important >>12489816
We exist in 3 dimensions, Anon
>>12489828
Imagine a circular scale with a radius of 20m, that gives readings in tons/m2.

Now spawn 100 million roaches uniformly on the scale.

The scale will read 2.785.
>>12489828
I know this sounds like something my dad would tell me when I was young
>>12489822
befriend dubs

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