Is eating bread nice?
By Anonymous | Updated 10/23/25(Thu)12:11:59
Is eating bread nice?
gayyyyyyyy in b4 300 replies of nonsensical phrases simian spectacles >>12591752
https://voca.ro/18XunuFprmnW >>12591762
what does this EVEN MEAN XD >>12591766
dont ever reply to me with a vocaroo ever again >>12591778
lol >>12591778
https://voca.ro/182T0f2LMY58 no *firmly squeezes the nodules* a young clams journey across the atlantics journey to the west ching chong chicken but first the crep check you used to call me on my mankphone
you used to you used to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBI
https://voca.ro/1gQ4XAZdLM8I Oysters clams and cockles PERCY WHERE ARE THE KIDS? Smokin’ poles for a livin’ WEIRD I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING THEM OH THEY'RE EATING THE SPAGHETTI DEAR WHERE ARE THE CAR KEYS? anyone seen sparkles lately? >>12592291
https://voca.ro/12AUdhEB23qt AAAAAAAAAAA I'M BEING ATTACKED BY SPIRITS SOMEBODY HELP ME >>12592333
trips remind me i wish i had an spirited drink to get drunk enuff Monkeys are incredible incredible dongers
Wouldn't it be nice if we were spiders?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong?
You know it's gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and eat bugs together
Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new?
And after having spent the day together
Eating bugs the whole night through
Happy times together we've been spending
I wish that every web was never ending
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?
Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray
It might come true
Baby, then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
Oh, we could be spiders(oh, we could be spiders)
And then we'd be little spiders (and then we'd be little spiders)
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?
You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without bein spiders
But let's talk about it
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?
Goodnight, my baby
Sleep tight, my baby
Goodnight, my baby
Sleep tight, my baby spider cuddle the furry ape >>12591900
unchecked doubles on page 10! Baseball Pirates of the earth >>12591621
INTRODUCING seismic salad shake it
dont break it the year is actually 1025 Griswald Heldem >>12592698
Sexually tubular balls bread is bad for ducks holy shit that mank is stacked >>12593429
100 O O Haptic cheese Gregorian pants >>12591621
I got this tip from some scammers on my junk email ...les Maison des jeunes la minerve 7.00CAD >>12593609
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Fack Mank love eating bugs >>12594095
prove it mank beach episode Featuring Jacques Blap, Clam Detective Just went out for a smoke and bunch of kids came up to me asking if they could borrow 67 pounds lol fucking broccoli heads >>12594160
Did you give it to them >>12594188
It was just weird to encounter the 67 meme in the wild, I din't really know what to do except laugh at them I always kinda regret every random encounter like that. I just react rather than being proactive, I dunno what to say. I shoulda told em to push off or something stupid kids Pussy ass bitch getting harrassed by kids World's gone mad Yoshou: How many manks did you suck to heal those wounds?
Spike man: How many threads have you eaten in your life. Baby Mank 2 The Schmequal Starring Poop Bradley
>>12591752
Hi, friend. I'm the guy that first started posting these threads way back in 2014. I'm really sorry to hear that you're having a subpar mankgoing experience. To be honest, I have never had any control over what happens here, and even when these threads weren't really being posted in, they received negative feedback, and some people wanted them to stop even though nothing had really come of them yet. At this point in history, I can understand your desire to never see another funny monkey face thread ever again, but to be really honest with you, somebody other than me has been posting these threads for years now and I didn't have anything to do with that. I'll let you in on a tiny secret though, this is a real genuine Introducing thread that I posted. What's fascinating about each and every one of these threads is that they are perfect representations of what's going on on this board and in the world in general at the time. Monkey threads are time capsules for the future. You look at a monkey thread from September 2018 and you go oh wow yeah remember all those things? How funny. The reason I bring this up is because right now you're disenjoying the monkey threads, and it's literally only because of what's been happening in them currently. Currently they are really heavily posted in by some people who I am guessing are actually mentally ill to some degree. Not that I'm not, but you know, there's a difference between being eccentric and having a broken brain. Anyway, I digress. If you're having a bad time, come back in a few hours. >>12594538
lol Plortical Nimblus >>12593422
Hot momkey mama! doctors can diagnose diseases with advabnced medical devices. Why would they still draw your blood when they have all these machines? What kind of creature needs other peoples blood constantly? >>12594755
I have to have blood tests every month >>12594774
they are harvesting yiou YOU ARE CATTLE >>12594778
Its okay though I just make more of it.
Wonder why we don't do that with actual cattle? Just take some blood out of em every day or whatever, and grow lab meat with that. And then the cows and piges make some more blood and get to live forever if they stopped killing animals for food then suddenly billions of animals would starve to death because nobody would be caring for them >>12594852
Well obviously we eat the excess animals until we have just enough that we need for the blood farms. Its a win win situation. Do not invite Mank into your home invite mank into your home or else A mank in my home? That sounds delightful, come on in >>12591621
it's SATURDAY >>12595306 monkey butler eat with an ape baboon breakfast soda buttering up before being served a black sausage Edible cutlery Penile dementia roman cucumbers cucumbers didn't exist in ancient Rome they're a new world fruit the romans had cucumbers >>12595686
They didn't have cross-Atlantic travel until Columbus in 1492 >>12595690
romans emperors specifically ate cucumbers year-round gg suck an egg bitch >>12595692
ok but the Holy Roman Empire wasn't holy, Roman, or an empire, so it's a stretch to call them Roman emperors >>12595701
think you need to cool down with some fresh delicious cucumbers >>12595707
okay People used to rent out pineapples Manking the spunky >>12595710
thats a pickle >>12595842
that's what she said >>12595685
you're a new world fruit tfw when a gril sees you're pebis and says pickle rick my steam friendlist got smaller
my facebook friendslist is the same size
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger them volumetric lighting god rays still crash my pc badminton knee bee golf tooth damn bitch you live like this pee on the table semitic scruples Spider Sports cider salts Monkey tennis >>12591790
Van and van, why don't you put it in your anuses gay weirdo guys i'm going to gremos y'all want anything get me the belly >>12596162
bag of cream please buffalo chimp wings eye ball nose rhombus if you have a chord repeating in the background like D# minor
then evreything you play sounds like its in the key of D# minor
even if you only play white keys
wtf is this black magic? the music of the spheres tubular balls Satan is the God of this world and is steadily becoming more powerful, but will never be able to Challenge God almighty. The Antichrist Beast will be swiftly defeated when Jesus returns. Elijah the Prophet has returned and Satan is searching for him. Lucifier, who is the Devil, is the Prince of the Power of the Air, and owns the entire Electromagnetic Spectrum and all Soundwaves, therefore can talk through the music as it’s playing. >>12597558
You know what this guy is right
What do we do now? >>12597622
let A.I. handle it >>12597648
Oh fuck yeah.... *rubs nipples* all right guys stop horsing around >>12597655
*squirts ink at you Squirtle is called Squirtle because it's "squirt + turtle" mind = blown >>12597791
That's so cool >>12597794
>>12597798
it's one of those things where you're like "yeah thats obvious, everyone knows that" then you suddenly UNDERSTAND it and your mind is totally blown to pieces. like WTF? >>12597800
Yeah Shartle Thats a turtle that sharts >>12597830
it's impressive that you know what i mean it could be a squirrel that turtles squirrels are evil >>12597870
i saw a squirrel jump from one tree to another and he was skilled and agile like the kung fu dude from that crouching dragon movie >>12597881
those are the skills of an evil creature cereal scandal Squereal, a squirrel that shoots cereal spunkmonky >>12597891
no it seems really cool
he has to be some high aura mofo like Killua from HxH >>12591621
ohhh you did found a innocent to vilify...wrong operating system ...let we do the talking to caca >>12597920
that characters name literally has the word ``kill'' in it. You just proved my point. evil comes in many forms >>12597925
because he is an ass ass in
he is really kawaii for a killer though :3 >>12597923
its just a silly monkey face bro you trippin evil came in my mouth and ass click the left ear of the monkey to log in evil comes from within the ass hole by the powrer of christ i give you explosive diarrhea god giveth and god taketh away Try not to shart challenge the great metempsychosis will soon take place hate deed insect wedding millions of tiny eyes lole they're laughing at you stupit insdects Do my shit undercover, now it's time for the blubber
Blabber, to watch that belly get fatter
Fat boy on a diet, don't try it
I'll jack your ass like a looter in a riot >>12599357
one large eye that's broken down to many smaller eyes I ate some bread and it was nice >>12600747
i'm sure the bread enjoyed being eaten too (This is, of course, an absurdity, because bread, being an inanimate object, cannot experience enjoyment. I posted it for the purpose of humor) what makes the human brain sentient? Why couldn't bread be sentient? >>12600786
does bread have a nervous system? >>12600832
does the nervous system make humans sentient? Animals have nervous systems too >>12600841
i don't know what you mean by "sentient" but, for example, insects don't experience emotions because their nervous systems are too simple for it to be possible. So it's reasonable to assume that presence and features of the animal's nervous system correlate with its ability to experience """sentience""". But this, of course, also depends on what exactly you define to be """sentience""". If by sentience you mean consciousness, then it's much more than just thoughts or emotions that are often attributed to humans.
Ask ChatGPT or something, because I don't really care. a person made of bread if bread was alive it wouldnt enjoy being eaten >>12600859
You don't know shit about shit stupid ass tard bitch yuji talkin shit about bread >>12600918
hilarious post, i lol'd hard
>>12600930
don't make me angry bread ass bowl stupi ass breab head yuji get waffled >>12600999
>99
>dubs
nice intelligent meatloaf >>12591621
Creampie Bulma >homo sapiens
>homo
hahah gayyyyyy
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ spiritual sausage It's like a cosmic gumbo >>12601111
Cosmic quads. >>12601120
It's almost like it was destined to happen this way
Your fortune: Excellent Luck sapient starfish a mank that thinks? preposterous Ahh?? Huhh??? crustacean chamber moss nova >homo sapiens
>homo
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Crustulent drobules of diametic tendorians flabbled into the mantigrops fronk-receptacle spaghetti bacon >>12602441
In this context the word homo is a latin word that means human.
In the word homosexual, the prefix homo is from the greek homos meaning "same"
So calling someone a homo doesn't mean gay in either context. >>12602484
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You will regret insulting me on the internet! >>12602496
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
dat u bro...
let me hit it :3 some music can only be played in a quartet
Your fortune: Godly Luck Bread music Gremo's Gamebread console comes with two bread cartridges featuring the latest bread games Scene: a wedding. A man in a suit stands and says "I'd like to make a toast" and then he gets out a toaster and makes some toast and eats it while everyone watches this is how all rituals start. Some random nonconformist does a weird thing and then it catches on and generations later people are still doing it walking the waffle if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed henlo?
monke bread?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now Soda fuck niggers
yeah i just said it. if you're a nigger browsing these threads, you may as well fuck off, as you are not welcome here. you will be greeted with a crack in the skull and within a minute of your excruciating torment you'll meet your maker. stay the fuck away if you don't wanna get hurt. All primates are welcome here do u know how to use whatsapp.... I cnat lclickasd lsldaso wqrudjo90psoaf got a staB IN MY HEART THEN NOW I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE WHATSAPP I DON'T HAVE A HEART ANYMORE
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>>12603567 whatsapp, more like whyapp bye monchy hi
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