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Eh? You haven't taken a bath in how long?

By Anonymous | Updated 10/26/25(Sun)13:54:06

Eh? You haven't taken a bath in how long?

Eh? You haven't taken a bath in how long?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Probably years, but I took a shower 5 hours ago i love the smug bitch in OPs pic so los muchos >>12598244
dubs

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>>12598244
postin' 'n sticky
mods are fags when you don't bathe you get sticky

Your fortune: Outlook good
The new sticky was supposed to be Halloween related... -_-

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12598244
suck my dick
Oh wowe sticky >>12598326
I would think that most would get sweaty or stinky. But "sticky"? I don't think so. But I get the joke. It's just not a very good one.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12598328
Sakura's hair is orange like pumpkin

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12598336
yosho

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12598339
>>12598342
Two same fortunes is pretty lesbian, apparently. Don't quote me on that.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Aw shit...I'm not even gonna roll another fortune...I don't wanna break the streak. >>12598353
>>12598342
>>12598339
Extremely absurdly lesbian

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Stiggy 27ish? I always felt I was sitting in a vat of filth i love my wife baths are for children >>12598420
and cute girls !

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
hiding new sticky so I don't have to see it for an entire month ill never understand the concept of being fixated on s4s only random threads are pinned >>12598444
>Ill never understand the one board that's truly random has random stickies

Do you just look at birds and go "bird."
>>12598396
27 what?
>>12598444
three same numbers!
>>12598244
im takeing a bath right now

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12598481
this is nice board

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12598481
thats not a bath stupid
>>12598244
I am buying a strap-on and never be touching anyone else ever again
>>12598563
huh?

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12598579
I'll be damned ...what about that one up there
>>12598328
Yep, but mod is a self/ whatever his discord thinks is hilarious sticking fag.
like 2 weeks

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12598668
you stink!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12598673

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12598244
a great step into stopping the leeks on 4chan
>>12598244
One day!

24 hours since my last rinse!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12598353
>>12598363
seems pretty appropriate for this thread

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12598244
this sticky is great & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-experienced professional he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overtipping for a perfect lunch at a nearby trendy blogpraised sidewalk-chalkboard fresh hip classy check-staurant, organized by dub checkers, saw people were enjoying a disproportionate amount of their collective time making mind-bogglingly interesting versions of this god-blessed meme, & stickied it with all the passion of a true mod at yer nearest imageboard. then the comedy genius gentlemen pile in to regard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to ecstatically lose their mind over the new amazing sticky. and you're all part of the unique, ongoing spectacle. fascinating

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12598338
le gets le joke but doesnt le laff facer
>>12598695
No, the sticky was put in place to get a generally negative rise out of people.

>>12598696
Post-ironic humor doesn't work when it's being done sarcastically. Try again.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
No acktuslly I know how this board works :DDD The funny part is that esfores mods are hypocrites in the sense that they'll sticky a thread that talks about the hygiene needs of the board's user base when in reality it's probably the mods that need the upkeep the most out of anybody.

The way I see it, they stickied the thread as a subconscious reminder to themselves. Congratulations. Unfortunately, their reptile brains likely won't allow them to properly utilize the ability of their prefrontal cortex.

Last post I'm making in this thread.
/micdrop

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Nurgle made me shit my pants :/ >Nurgle made me shit my pants :/ >>12598721
I got needs baby!
>>12598725
Wow that's a very nice draw, fren. You make that yourself?
>Wow that's a very nice draw, fren. You make that yourself? >>12598706
>No, the sticky was put in place to get a generally negative rise out of people.
Why you say dis?
I like seeing Ika and visiting him in the hospitlel
>>12598739
Oh wait that was the sticky for so long I got confused and did not even look at it
I have sticky blindness
>>12598739
he's a self-conceited namefig don't pay his words any need

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
That was a refreshing bath. Ahhhhhhh >>12598768
That is such a cool thought, what is your name on the discord server bb we should roleplay some diaper furry scenarios later
how dare s4s do something without my approval
I AM IN CHARGE HERE
>>12598798
@Jewwy, you know which one ;)
the sticky is not halloween or horror related >>12598928
not showering for weeks is pretty horrifying

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12598968
no it's not

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>>12598928
Oh nooooo, the humanity. I hope some stinky girl doesn't come attack me on Halloween haha. That would be horrible. The girl pheromones will immediately knock me out while she takes my treats and gives me a special trick~
>>12598975
trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat

Your fortune: Bad Luck
nu stimkky Shereg meg trok tr'xheerohg lokh choy >>12598353
>>12598342
>>12598339
theee aame fortunes is polyamorus
when your bepis hurtes so you cant fab... ouchies I just took one today!!!! >>12599115
thanks for all your hard work

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12598970
Yes it is
You’re disgusting
>>12598244
becuz reezonz
The Jews won't let me shower! people can smell you even if you think they can't e cara é verdade vou somar agora vlw ai man >>12599371
what
>>12599374
it says "the pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>12599402
oh, thank you
>>12598968
Its normal
>>12598353
I will quote you on that
>>12598353
>Two same fortunes is pretty lesbian, apparently.
Piss burger >>12599632
Biss purger
Bathing is for the weak >>12598244
2 days

Baths are so much nicer than showers
Showers are bracing and utilitarian, forcing you to stand like a soldier in a tiny over-engineered cubicle, being assaulted by loud water.
But baths are relaxing and luxurious, allowing you to recline in water that you have temperature-balanced to your liking before getting in, or as it filled. You can also take your time. With a shower, there's a pressure to be quick or you're wasting water, but with a bath you get to keep the water for as long as you want, which also gets more use out of the thermal energy.
People who only shower often neglect their feet and have poor foot health. In a bath you can treat your feet.
One disadvantage of a bath is that it's harder to position yourself to wash your hair, but the Japanese have figured this out. They first wash their hair and body while sitting on a stool, and then soak in a nice bath
Properties with baths are typically more expensive than ones that only have a shower, and I don't know why. A bath requires only a large vessel, whereas a shower often features glass panels, sliding doors, rails, complex shower heads, etc. Maybe it's because baths take up more floor space. So showers are the preferred option for building owners who want us all living in coffin apartments to maximize their profit. Ironically, you could take a bath in a coffin.

Let's all agree that baths are great.
>>12599819
It's very likely I will never take a bath for the rest of my life
>>12598244
you may have dubs but i shower every day twice even some days.
>>12598244
dubs in a sticky!
Creampie Bulma >>12600068
double shower??

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I showre like 7 hrs ago Have you got any cum? >>12600462
Bubble shower
>>12598244
I've found that if I don't masturbate I don't have to shower as frequently!
#fortune >>12601402
hashtag no fap

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12601555
hashtag trips
Bathing involves immersing yourself in a tub full of still water. I do not have this luxury. >>12601735
Go jump in the river or creek or lake
>>12598244
I don't have a bath tub, so probably like 5 years.
I'm so smelly lole >>12601774
this but from a bridge ^_^
newfidge needs egyptian shower >>12602323
i get it
>>12598244
I am kind of willing that the electric and gas company actually have the suspension of service due to their own technical issues with dealing with payments ...time for some candle lights
>homo sapiens
>homo

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>12602458
Excuse me, but who are you and quoting?
>>12602467
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>12598244 (dubs)
it's unbelievable what planes are allowed to do these days...damn
Drink my cum >>12602733 (dubs)
she is pretty acting isn't she ?
>>12602733
cum roger roger, over
>>why tha hell them keep using emergency exit
maybe the world was going to turn against me ....yeah sure my beloved children (small village mine or of me )
>>12602822
dubs confirm
>>12598244
good one to leave as sticky. good job for once mods
>>12602457
the first split second I looked, the thumbnail looked like her spreading her creampied pussy
>>12603342


Your fortune: Average Luck
imagine the smell

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12598244
Yesterday
>>12603500
double clean
>>12598244
what's wrong in this?
>>12603735
everything
>>12603735

Wait a shit, is that Denji from Chainsaw man? :O
>>12603811
there's no machines here all the bread is hand made
>>12603811
Chainsaw Man is fundamentally at it's core a story about the importance of personal hygiene

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12598244
2 years
>>12603950
6 months to eternity actually
pior q ja tomei sim man brigado kakakkak >>12604587
que pirigo aquele sabonete ...falando sério mesmo ...suja igual que merda
>>12598244
be brave pumpkin pie caz the storm is coming ...and you know daddy would easily handle Ethiopia or north Korea ...kissu ...now get tha sweets
>>12598244
in >9001 days, yea.
i only take showers.
>>12598244
1 day :(
>>12598244
26 years 8 months 18 days aiming for wr
>>12603811
>11
>dubs

nice
>>12603777
>77
>dubs

nice
>>12598244
2 days
>>12605194
gross
>>12605408
So you share everyday?
>>12605504
do you not?
When I feel like all human bodies has their own time clock so >>12605510
Doing it everyday give fever
Your body sure has average clock don't you think >>12605536
owned lol
Bro I'm just opening this site

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