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Introducing Soda revival (2025-2027) was a period of renewed interest and interaction with the funny monkey thread on [s4s]

By Anonymous | Updated 12/23/25(Tue)15:59:13

Introducing Soda revival (2025-2027) was a period of renewed interest and interaction with the funny monkey thread on [s4s]

Introducing Soda revival (2025-2027) was a period of renewed interest and interaction with the funny monkey thread on [s4s]

ugh EAOUGH
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
*gulps*
OOOUGGHHHGHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>12699656
HOTTTTTTTTTTT
>>12699656
IM LOGGING IN...

Your fortune: Good Luck
~opens up favorite image editor
~opens copy of soda.png
~spend hours to carefully edit dongers into the picture for humerous effect
~yep this will help the soda revival of late 2025~
*gulp*
gremo sushi
*gag*
monkey man
>GUHHHGHHHH
shrimp pamphlet distributors wanted
Mank suckin some dong lmao critics say it has reached its artistic low point >>12699648
>>12699662
>>12699700
i said all this
copyers
i said it not you
>>12699702
monkey see monkey do
>>12699705 These are all of my original thoughts Gremos toilet shrimp wrap with extra nodules >Gremos toilet shrimp wrap with extra nodules A monkey would find dongers and buttholes funny so the irony is you are being a funny monkey monkeys wouldn't find that funny at all cutout poster of Soda the monkey wearing a Christmas hat next to the Payless selfcheckout with a sign saying ``Get Your Picture With Me'' >>12699764
I'm sure of it
>A monkey would find dongers and buttholes funny so the irony is you are being a funny monkey
>monkeys wouldn't find that funny at all
>I'm sure of it
not their kind of humor actually >>12699774
Youre very much mistaken
I've never been more sure of anything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOeFzI2oF8c >>12699656
TIME TO WASH IT DOWN WITH SOME FRESH PISS!
You could show any monkey a picture of a donger or a butthole and it would laugh hysterically things are funny because they're half wrong and half right. We laugh at sex jokes because we live in a society with deep puritanical roots that still influence it today but there's been some loosening of sexual mores. If you tried telling a sex joke in a liberated society, nobody would laugh because you would just be describing a normal acceptable thing. It would be like telling a joke about how you breathed today because that's another basic human function. monkey humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAWy9DqsnU0
Monkey stand-up where he points at his butthole and the audience hoots with mirth You are the one with shit eating and gay cock sucking videos, you automatically lose any arguments Grrr I'm so angry at seeing a funny monkey, I'm going to post my collection of homosexual scat porn LMAO >>12699656
ugh EAOUGH
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
*gulps*
OOOUGGHHHGHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>12699829
Newfig
>>12699869
Fuckin idiot moron so dumb you don't even know that you're dumb
monkey chachacha monkey
chachacha monkey chachacha
gregory's pants infra red turbans gantz >>12699656
>>12699648
>>12699658
>>12699659
>>12699660
>>12700006
>>12699975
>>12699934
IT'S UP!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/W1IMVZGG0xw?si=0x6T61Zja7oriOB_
could you guys please stop using the emotes outside of the server? @( oóꎴò)@ Mank’s words and deeds flow from the heart. A righteous mank produces good fruit, while an evil mank produces bad fruit strange fruit swinging in the breeze Low hanging plums >>12699656
ugh EAOUGH
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
*gulps*
OOOUGGHHHGHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>12699656
ugh EAOUGH
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
*gulps*
OOOUGGHHHGHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
It's time to read the bible For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would. >>12699648
>>doi r orb por t arm
christmas gift for anyone decoding this crypto message I left on the calendar for the December 29th as a birthday
Flesh vestibule manking the spunky Coronation Plaza Y'eaver thwiffled another mank's buttbeard? >>12699656
ugh EAOUGH
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
*gulps*
OOOUGGHHHGHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>12701393
Neh.
Everyone just ignores the retard in the room 6π€ is the answer. You can't ignore it Sometimes I wonder how the presentations are met Christmas Beef pork actually Fondle all the fishes hello yes i am here for the funny monkey thread and i brought drinks and i hope that you will all enjoy the drinks i brought egglog for the nature lovers and egghog for you bacon lovers out there A stroll through the eggbog With my eggdog Welcome, please take a complimentary century egg beverage monkey eating assortment of fruit in front of live audience the ultimate zoo experience Cloisters damn dirty ape stole my blue cheese Monkey prison ape escape prison edition No Escape starring Rape Liotta https://youtu.be/qvjXJNAdADw?t=5m28s monkey trouble momkey center of attention :) >>12702791
>>12702351
>>12702317
IT'S UP!!!!!
https://youtu.be/eDL4OKzql7g
>>12702184
>>12702180
IT'S UP!!!!!
do monkeys knows its christmastime at all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh46qVHfb8I your lying about that Wild accusations Monkey this monkey that howaboutu take that monkey and swivel spin to win introducing Total devastation
Annihilation and destruction
A scent of Seattle
And I'm spent
malanky mank frank zappas unreleased rap album: frank rappa he not lookin at anthing He's looking inwards, contemplating deep philosophical questions about life and stuff I'm stuff I'll stuff you in a suitcase I got really snarky talking about this thread yesterday (and on Christmas!) and I feel bad about it. Its OK no one noticed stuff it celery cramps Stuffed clams Hallucination Atop a Bivalve International Creamathon guys, you said like 3 mank threads ago that it would be the final mank thread, wtf is going on????????????? Final Mankasy VII (ファイナルマンカジーVII Fainaru Mankajii Sebun) Eventually the captcha will each 160 IQ difficulty and this will be the only thread left >>12705591
2025-2027 is a period of renewed interest and interaction with the funny monkey thread on [s4s]
all I want for Christmas (Orthodox) is a coney the thread on s4s known as mank is actually mank 2 but the original mank thread was never released outside japan >>12705604
let's not
essential oils >>12699648
what did that stewpit mankey ever do to you?
I have expectations give it to me manku 2026 could be the peak of soda interest, buy shares now before it blows up sometimes you just gotta "man..."

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
online mank trading card marketplace the official soda wiki states that the monkey is racist and hates niggers and jews spunk munk no jew ever called me a dong gobbler >>12706754
>dong gobbler
>>12706719
That's a conceptual conundrum
once a monkey gets a taste of manflesh, there's no turning back that monkey's name? albert einstein >>12706719
No it doesn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Soda
>>12706934
>Look at picture
>Remember there are no coincidences
first edition foil banana card sold for $1000 that's bananas >>12707251
>bananas
POSTS HIDEN BOZO Pensises are natural and funny many individuals have penises And some pairs T
wants To rub mayennoi on D Panguin woys i con do my hot woys to ozk o gir to prom waird wous to burn colorias whot is this lump on my back? window braaking glovdE wintar detina idaos wiping my bur working right wish girl# would fike me words hol gir ika you wrong way to gof a banana
pear juice manku samurai chronicles racist monkey >>12707373
I feel like I just caught schziophrenia reading this
pompous and arrogant creature >>12708357
u mad?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
yeah u mad frothing at the mouth man walking dog | camera zooms in| punchline is the dog is actually a monkey [a teeming office, but on closer inspection all the people have monkey heads]
CAPTION: monkey business
during the 1960s, standing alone in the middle of a weed-strewn field in this city, there was a weathered sign that read
>"$25 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of anyone removing this sign."
for whatever its worth, the sign has long since disappeared. and so, for that matter, has the field
HR department in the monkey office would be called Ape Resources clips of people at zoo
clips of monkeys in zoo
zoom out we see it's the humans that are caged and the monkeys are the visitors
monkey see monkey do It do be like that all eyes on soda monkey :) popular Bit too much "shit" posting rn ugetme monkey see monkey doo (feces) wikipedia article on human-monkey relations
During the 1920s, Josef Stalin sponsored a bizarre scientific experiment: the creation of a hybrid between man and monkey, with the aim of forming an army of communist ``man-chimpanzees.''

Soviet scientist Ilya Ivanov went to Guinea, captured his chimpanzees, and, with considerable difficulty, ended up inseminating three of them. By that point, he had a second experiment in mind: inseminating women with chimpanzee sperm. None of the three chimpanzees conceived.

Disappointed, Ivanov returned home with 20 chimpanzees to stock a new monkey nursery in the subtropical Soviet republic of Abkhazia. He now knew that his best chance of creating his hybrid was to find Soviet women willing to carry half-monkey babies in the name of science. In the end, only four chimpanzees arrived in Abkhazia, and while the nursery sought to acquire more monkeys, Ivanov looked for volunteers.

At least five women volunteered. But although the nursery managed to obtain a variety of monkeys, they never thrived, and when Ivanov was ready to proceed, the only remaining adult male was Tarzan, a 26-year-old orangutan. Ivanov pressed on until fate dealt a fatal blow to his project. Tarzan suffered a cerebral hemorrhage.
And thats how I met you're mother imagine he had been successful an advertisement on a newyork subway once wrote:
>f y cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
introducing a mankgoer once wrote:
>croak that moke
momki fiesta momki fiesta momki fiesta take famous quote or name and replace one of the words with mank
thanks to this one trick monkey threads have fuel to go on forever
mank will not win rights by staying quietly in the closet simian scruples one small step for mank Mank swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom >>12710282
but what about putin mank?
>>12710371
He suffers from some mental condition that torments him day and night, this guy. In the past they used to exorcise guys like him.
stage fruit fuk u stupit monkty monkey balls. monkey balls. monkey balls. monkey balls >>12710715
post of the year
it turns out fruit is a food and therefore not mank so it can't be post of the year

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