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help me!

By wish | Updated 02/12/26(Thu)14:55:29

help me!

help me!

>>12783836
why do dudes like this go for petit women, I've heard too many stories of guys getting the cops called them on dates after the waiter thought the dude was getting too touchy feely with a minor
>>12783841
thats a man

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12783843
yeah I figured, they'd still call the cops on you for dating a twink that doesn't even look 18
>>12783847
the age of consent is 14 where i live
>>12783841
Every freakishly tall guy always has a really short female friend as well. Guess they all have a size difference kink
>>12783856
lucky you?
>>12783836
omg it's just like in my chinese pornography drawings
shiro's minecraft >>12783836
God, I wish that was me.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12784201
you wanna be a thai ladyboy?
>>12784241
this but without the testicle removal
>>12784247
do they really?
thats like the best part
>>12783836
6'4" bear-build mega-chad man in the background
like ltierally that's me
I'm not even kidding about being 6'4"
but my crazy fat jewish BPD ex ruined me so badly that I fear relationships
I am insanely broken, lole
>>12784277
a lot of them do it, it's to stop testosterone production
>>12783847
no they wouldn't lole
nobody gives a hey about men
grey barre blocke the bepis I dont know what's more gruesome is a terminally online tranny or some faggot who body builds just to fuck them lol

reality is frightening
>>12783836
hote
>>12784507
you should get fit if you're tired of getting fucked by horses, fagfish
>>12783836
why is the big guy saying help me? just, havent ppl had enough pretending that theyre hurt ofer nothing? im gonna go insane?
>>12783847
when i was jeffrey dahmer Things went rather smoothly realyy,..
>>12784277
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12784241
I'm about the White guy's height and build and I want a petite Asian girl, too.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12785116
>>12785476
uh homo fortunes or something

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12785482
???

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Don't post gay porn. It's gross. No one wants 2 men naked like that. >>12786053
the censor bar is obviously there because it's a real griller though
>>12786057
women are men
>>12783841

im bodybuilder and usually bump doremi posts, do the math
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUYpIyWPKGk >>12786060
>>12786057
Just look at him. Clearly a tiny guy. Nasty tranny body. He will never look like a girl and he should accept that
>>12786131
it's a bait edit and a real woman delusional turd
>>12786137
What do you mean a bait edit.
It doesn't change that it's a picture of a tranny that will never pass as a girl
>>12786137
>>12786144 dubs of truth
you fags can stop arguing now
https://archiveofsins.com/data/hm/image/1691/86/1691863085975681.jpg
https://archiveofsins.com/data/hm/image/1688/04/1688049075979597.jpg

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12784781
do you remember what it was like to get bludgeoned to death with a 20-inch metal bar, jeff?
>>12786158
that's AI
>>12786165
Yeah
and you know, I didn't run away
>>12786158
Thanks for providing proof that Op is a faggot tranny

>>12786172
Kek no It's a faggot tranny with a guy body which is very clear even with the censored pic.

Bro, you will never look like a girl
>>12786174
Ywnbaw
>>12786178
stick that up ure retar
>>12786174
it doesn't even feel that surreal to look at myself as jeff, it felt really natural
>>12786174
do you remember the time between your death and rebirth? what was it like?
>>12786175
you're the only one who's been talknig about anyone looking like a girl pablo
>>12786186
dumbass teen just wanted to brag about how much gay porn he knows lol
>>12786183
a fountain that was made out of plastic, like a kids toy, it was pink and it started overflowing with water, i did my best to remove the extra water with a pink toy spoon but it was futile obviously
then, i remember crawling towards my mother, my pov had a battery indicator and it was getting really low, after that i dont remember much
though my birth has been very chaotic and not normal i was born premature "miracle", my mother fell, i had a twin that i ate, she wasnt able to birth me properly and doctors told her shell die if she continues but she did a c section anyway, i was abnormally small and lightweight, they had to do a lot of things to make me stay alive and i had to drink special milk w vitamins until i was like a year ols >>12786180
>T. Tranny twnbaw
but i didnt turn out bad at all so theres that >>12786191
as well as sitting in a room where i was drawing stuff with other children until they called my name and i had to go to my mother
>>12786211
Naw u evil
>>12786218
aint no way i have them goode badge
>>12786222
You have a tiny swastika bro
>>12786247
im gonna turn u into a tiny swastika..
>>12786255
My swastika is too big.
That's why the Jews keep persecuting me
>>12786222
do you regret jeffrey's actions?
>>12786269
https://youtu.be/In4NUeK2tzg
damn wish is into BBC now? crazy >>12786273
would you do all over again?
>>12786279
per...so...na..!
>>12786278
?
https://youtu.be/NOcRo_nAbHk?si=Fj0BLlebwx6-9lDQ
>>12786288
i miss her...
>>12786291
i dont care bye
>>12786298
- yo momma 2 u
>>12786298
is someone a littlel jealous :)
>>12786308
no its just annoying to say i miss her out of nowhere like who is her and what do i gain from you saying that to me ur probably a pedo anywya
>>12786313
and its creepy too
"i miss her..." wtf
send me money >>12786313
that's an archive of another person lole lole
>>12786318
indeed
>>12786320
:-)

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12786316
do we get anything in return?
oh i thought u were talking about a random person >>12786324
i can laugh at u for being dumb enough to do it
>>12786329
then no money for you
>>12786335
Taht was supposed to be a desirable thing on Ur part
U wish. But keep up the posts chat >>12786338
so true
>>12786340
I know because you're chat
*I know because you are chat trying to dismiss the reason as to why im incapable of caring enough to do anything without drugs is useless because id accidentally acknowledge something that isnt happening and im tired
i think ill just dissociate as another person so i could do something.. even if its just playing a game. i feel sick, this feels cowardly
ill just accept that im this and i can never do that again, otherwise ill keep suffering for no good reason
its not happening
not like that, not in that way, not specifically.. not true, it isnt the origin. consider a netflix remake. its pointless. it wont happen again. i need water
But i have experienced it so its fair isnt it?
so now i have to experience something else, that isnt really.. the i that experienced it
or is that just cope? dunno.. im demented anyways, i should take some dph,
dementia dementia dementia dementia
that sounds like a loser thing to do, i shoudl relax and try something else thats not gonna damage """me"" long term
When you finally experience how I make you feel in every way IRL you are going to feel so fucking retarded for all this wasted time between. >>12786395
https://youtu.be/6Xu22H2ujdc?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/8TboOYpfPgs?feature=shared yoooo drugs time to wake up and steam geminism to wish >>12786410
watch @0:40 slowed down at 0.25x
>>12786429
she looks edible
>>12786436
calm down, jeffrey
>>12784767
because women are scary and he's about to get 18 to life
Just see what happens >>12786158
Well fuck.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12784477
dubs

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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