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worse than an incel

By Anonymous | Updated 02/12/26(Thu)22:46:19

worse than an incel

>be me
>valentines party at 2026-02-12
>sign up for it about month before the event
>somewhere during the waiting period i meet a girl. She seems enthusiastic about our relationship, but it's still hard to tell if she actually considers being in love with me
>The party day arrives
>I have absolutely no idea if the girl in question is actually interested in me or not
>I "party" at the party, but don't end up meeting any girl during the party (the main purpose of the party)

I have no fucking idea what to do now. like i said, I have no idea if the girl i met earlier is actually interested in me. I might've ended up waisting the best moment for meeting an actually interested girl. Now I'm left just waiting to find out whether the girl is free or not and if not I'll just end up regretting that I didn't meet any girl at the party.

At least i got a driver's license the same day

>>12784690
excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>12784693
LOLE
>>12784690
why just not marry maya?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12784693
I'm pretty sure most people don't use > syntax for quoting. I was just ranting as most people on 4chan
>>12784712
it's called greentext and it's used for quoting
you should lurk moar
>>12784712

"Excuse me, but who are you quoting?" is an unfunny forced meme posted by Discord trannies on here whenever someone greentexts.
>>12784815
You dont belong here retard, just like greentext stories
>>12784815
how do i double space
>>12785198

Seethe harder, Discord tranny.
>>12785747
Im not on any discord and im not a tranny you fucking tourist
>>12786702

>fucking tourist

I've been on this board since the day that it was created and I've been on 4chan since 2006. How long have you been here, cordtroon? Since a few weeks ago?
>>12786709
Bullshit.
Mocking greentexts has always been part of the board culture. You sound like you post frogs poltard tourist
>>12787016

LOL. Cope harder, sperg. I actually remember when moot made the thread on /q/ announcing [s4s]'s creation as the funposting board for dubs, kek, and lel. I started using 4chan in 2006, when I was 11. Oh, and I regularly tell /pol/tards to kill themselves, just like I regularly tell worthless Discord tranny autists like you to kill yourselves as well.
>>12787809
you cannot call anyone else a sperg jej also youre lying and came here recently

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12787817

Remember the early Advice Dog spin-offs? Not just Courage Wolf and Insanity Wolf, but the ones that have long been forgotten, like Strange Girl, Pokeparents, Politically Neutral Dog, etc.? No, of course you don't, because you're a retarded underage newfaggot. But I remember them being posted on /b/ and other boards around 2009. I remember when rage comics became widely mocked in the form of deliberately misused "meemees" like "coaxed into a snafu", which is where the "lel" face originates from. I remember, before that, when Boxxy was the hottest thing on 4chan. I remember the original seven eleven chan, which had wordfilters like changing CP terms into "PLEASE BAN ME I'M A HUGE FUCK UP". I remember when Project Chanology led to the creation of eight eight eight chan, their own dedicated chan spin-off. Do I need to go on? You are a worthless newfag who came here from Discord and you have absolutely no idea what you're even talking about. You lecturing me about "site culture" is peak irony. Fuck off back to your 'cord server.
>>12787837
dude i didnt read any of that no one cares

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12787865

Yeah, that's pretty much the response that I expected.

I win. Cordtroons lose. Fuck off back to your Discord hugbox, sperg retard.

Oh, and here's another thing that NO newfag would know about: this /int/ spin-off from 2013.

https://web.archive.org/web/20260000000000*/https://ibm5100.net/int/

The "back to /pol/" image originates from there.
jarvis look up old memes on KYM and scour bibanon i need more imageboard cred thanks

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12787876
no matter what you pull out your ass its not remotely convincing when you think who are you quoting is a discord meme you are definitively a newfaggot and contribute nothing but seethe here lole

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12787876
>>12787902
please do not be rude here, we prefer terms such as newfig or new friend thank you!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12787922
*steals ur dubs*

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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