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no such thing as valentines

By wish | Updated 02/13/26(Fri)15:53:16

no such thing as valentines

no such thing as valentines

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Wish you are /lit/ historically and objectively wrong but i still love u

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Who are you bullshitting we both know you're incapable of love

https://youtu.be/S4R8HTIgHUU?si=A2dZSNlwe6Bo5VGt

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12785962
im alone
>>12785962
valentines are not for gays and trans
So...no head?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
she is my girlfriend and i love her so much Wish I'm high as fuck

-_-
https://youtube.com/shorts/opY6er__99I?si=U4shrcibDvkEetBM

Your fortune: Good Luck
I wasn't thinking of u or anything like that but I wanted to boost some robo but it has actipheompen in it and my liver already is liquid shit

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12786472
be honest are you happy that im with such a cute, adorable, pure, lovely, angelic, sweet, smart, wonderful girlfriend?
>>12786463
>>12786463
are you happy for me catfish why did u consuje actiphekekenpn its dangerous and u couldve just bought robotabs..
anyway im jealous cuz i dont have any dxm just thc at this point for a while
>>12786463
i would die for her 1 trillion times
>>12786478
Despite you being as fucked in the head as me yes I'm genuinely happy that you're happy ^^
-this post will disintergrate in 40 seconds

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12786463
can u hear her she says i love wish my darling and shes breathing happily because i still exist
>>12786484
thanks!! ya im happy too because shes happy and its morning and sunshine and nest and stuff and shes like a baby,
shes nesting happily and safely and that makes me happy
honestly, im ok now, i think i have some energy now
>>12786463
shes also like huh hm hm wanna play? shes inquisting that at the end bc her head rotates and shes like, wana play? hm? and, also its because shes like "come nest?"
im like clancy from midnight gospel >>12786100
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12786488
dubs my darling

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