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By Anonymous | Updated 02/13/26(Fri)20:04:27

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i wanna fucking blow my brains out oml

>>12786362
i think i know u
>>12786362
u look 14
post your exposed breasts before you do that thanks >namefags show up frame 1
lel
>>12786370
wut
>>12786375
i said namefags show up frame 1. whats so hard to understand here, frame 1? that just means immediately. namefags showed up immediately, thats it
>>12786378
well, they're usually the most active, i just didn't get why it was such a deal, thought it wuz normal
>>12786366
u do? -OP
>>12786383
its not normal, they dont even appear in most other threads. they only appear in threads that shouldn't be here, like discord tier threads such as this one. it's just funny when they flock to the only bad threads on the catalog like flies.
>>12786384
i think i saw u get on the bus once, close to my home, like, not long ago, maybe yesterday, maybe some other day this same week idk
am bad at remembring faces, but i have the feeling ive seen u before irl
>>12786386
you sound like you post soy or memes from tiktok
>>12786390
i dont ride the bus... -OP
>>12786398
then it was somewhere else, but im sure i saw u and not far from where i live
>>12786400
oh! -op
When I think of suicide I think it's gay and I'm not gay

https://youtu.be/x1hSqzr3mJk?si=oaiE6qU3qZUaNXJr

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12786416
too bad, i will have to another way to hide my plot

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12786419
Suicide is an exercise in futility. It's easy to drop out of life and realize it for the farce that it is but suffering though it is far more kino than "leaving during the intermission"

Stanhope had a brilliant bit on this; of you go to see a movie and you're bored half way in then you walk out.

"Walk out"

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12786430
i'll still carry out my plan i just have to think of another way to hide my connection to it
>>12786433
wait lemme join u
>>12786442
dude, when you said you weren't suicidal and i said that i had to think of a way to hide my plot, i meant that i was going to kill you
are you too drunk to get it or the the joke i make was shit? im honestly confused sorry
>>12786433
The truly suicidal do it, with not a bang but a whimper. They were dead long before you paid attention to them.

The suicidal do not play dramas or plays. They don't seek for someone to tell them not to jump

They just do it. Never to be heard again. Which is sad because I imagine all they needed was for someone to listen to them. It reminds me of how sailors would become so distressed at the infinity and finality of the ocean they would literally jump to their deaths hence the lore of Sirens

We make sense of life the best we can. When we run out of options, well..

Your fortune: Outlook good
hey before you kill yourself can you make your onlyfans free >>12786456
ion use onlyfans (yet) -op
>>12786456
Yuji you doge ;)
>>12786362
don't do that, OP. you are loved
>>12786362
Hey dude you look like a bitch lol
>>12786529
who are you?
>>12786416
You literally told us you fuck dudes.
>>12786599
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Well, as cheesey it sounds like. Your young and it will become better. Also mental health is in our own hands, no one but ourselves will heal us. BUT support from other do help, how ever it's us that does the walking. Psychology help is needed to learn the tools to deal with our mental health, it can take time, but it often helps. One thing I did was to write down all my problems on a papir, all the things I want to change, and all the things I would want to do. It sort of helps to have it in your hand all your "problems" you sort of can see it better then. After that I take each problem and try and write down what I can do and how to do it, what I need to make the problem go away or become better. Same with the list of hopes and dreams the things I want to do. After that is done, I start on the easiest problem to fix and the easiest "dream" to archive. Then it will feel like I'm moving forward, like I have some sort of power over my situation. As a example "I hate this place and these people" ok so I have 2 more years of school til I can move away, then I would just need to hang in there 2 years before that "problem" is fixed. And I would figure out ways to cope with the 2 years. Save money for the move. Focus on the school and so on. It will be better, it just takes a bit of work to get there. And its ok to fail, every success have tons of failed attempt behind it. You can do it. >>12786929
>Your young
yo momma young
>>12786938 >>12786362
Your fucking ugly. Stop posting on here to seek validation. You make brown women look like shit. Get a hold of yourself. If you were the last pussy on earth I still wouldn't fuck you
>>12787072
You're* correcting myself. Just so angry
>>12787072
slit ur fucking throat and bleed out cunt kill urself.
>>12786362
aaaaaaaaaaaaand OFC the esfor©er is hote afuggggg
:)))))))))

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12788014
Lol next. Come up with something better to say you fucking idiot. Not my fault this bitch is an ugly brown mother fucker. She looks like she doesn't bathe.
>>12788264
>implying that's a bad ting
just admit it, ur not a fig, u wudnt understand

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12788026
lol duude this anone types like i do LOLOL :)))))))
thankee for typign in the best way!!!!! lol!!!!!

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12786362
God you’re cute as hell, imma use your pic, thanks!
>>12789069
birbs offa feather sticky together</4
>>12786362
showur boobs before u kill urself
>>12789743
dis man got his priorities set
>>12789748
seeing boobs makes me happy especially if they dont belong to some random people that i can simply google
>>12786362
it's you? Moloko
>>12789812
thats clearly ASIAN GORL

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12789812
Don't know Anon, this is my eye, and I m green

Exactly, I bathe in chlorine to be a White human with rights
>>12789750
>seeing boobs
https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/007/
ha ha ya tit
>>12789826
i was itt! cant wait for the next moloko draw em B^|
>>12789826
>Exactly, I bathe in chlorine to be a White human with rights
are you shiro tider?
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/the-rising-of-the-shield-hero/images/f/fe/Tate_no_Yuusha_S04_05_28.png

if ur not white tider ur prolly gay kthx bye
>>12789836
Some day

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