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can't decide if i should rip off my skin or shave

By Anonymous | Updated 02/14/26(Sat)04:29:42

can't decide if i should rip off my skin or shave

can't decide if i should rip off my skin or shave

settle for both

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>>12786907
seems redundant.....

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>>12786906
i think you should starve you fat fuck
why not wax? >>12786912
your entire existence is redundant
if i pluck you from the mortal plane even the maggots wouldn't take notice

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>>12786914
waaah my BMI is already 17.5. how much lower should i go? I'm fasting today btw!

>>12786922
..good idea! that would make my legs much cuter than normal ^_^

>>12786928
>if i pluck you from the mortal plane
i wouldn't mind if you did!!!
>>12786928
you gotta be really lower than that level if some random guy shaving his legs makes you angry lol
>>12786906
Fire also works well with hair.
>>12786941
my izzat is higher than u
>>12786945
this is litelly me who your talking to
>>12786906
cute
>>12786949
make hate not love

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>>12786954
yo this image is mine lole
>>12786935
>waaah my BMI is already 17.5. how much lower should i go? I'm fasting today btw!
14 bmi is what i maintain
>>12786952
its not.
body hair is not cute. Not one bit. Its disgusting and needs to go.

>>12786965
i kneel. i will start jogging and will eat even less, massa.
>>12786967
>i will start jogging
this is pointless
youre just building up disgusting leg muscle
just eat less. its that simple
>>12786970
But i thought that it was good for your waist before? I already eat sub 1000kical a day and i am not sure how i can lower my bmi without starving myself harder. I'm already having health complications due to my food intake. If i wanted to i could eat nothing at all. I don't *feel* hungry, ever.
>>12786970
it's impossible to get bulky and hypertrophied muscle growth by accident, OP needs cardio
Step 1: give horny dumb esfores boys an eating disorder cus they want a smol grabbable waist be like beary
get real hairy
with hair full of bows
you can wiggle you're toes
made of sugar and spice
you can yell BE NICE!
>>12787500
two same numbers!
>>12787500
this is nice board

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>>12787487
fore!

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>>12787509 >>12787500
>>12787507
To make the Yoshis happy again, you must collect and feed them their favorite fruits.
Yoshi wants berry.
>>12787951
yosho is bad and not good

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