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i win

By wish | Updated 02/14/26(Sat)14:00:35

i win

i win

>>12787650
omedatou~

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
i wan choco omedepantsu congratulations wish! You've passed all your courses with flying colors, I take it >>12787655
two same numbers!
>>12787650
Good to see you got back with Mike
You and Mike are perfect for each other and I'm glad you worked out your issues so you are together again >>12787667
six seven!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
no you didnt It's good to know that you were smiling again with Mike. It feels good to know that Mike makes you happy. That everything is finally getting better for you again. You and Mike deserve to be happy together after everything you've been put through by the liar Who made you lose so many years of true love. I know how much losing that time with mike hurts, but please look forward and cherish every moment with Mike. You deserve it. >>12787650
im ordering pickles
wish is gaming on Valentine's day?

we may only guess which game and how many bosses were slain, how many levels, how many potions and coins.

wish is an inspiration.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12787704
i'll just pick them off
>>12787710
:3
>>12787747
*sip*

Your fortune: Outlook good
awawawawawa >>12787818
abbababab
>>12787650
no you didn't
>>12787822
dubs

(picrel)

>>12787823
denial ain't just a river in egypt.
cope.

(seething is optional)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12787833
projection
>>12787823
bites ur face off OwO
sry i missed ur face
and now i will drop it to a distant dream
man i really feel like killing myself on this valentines wouldnt that be funny haha fuck me >>12787862
idc r u someone i know or care about
>>12787860
why'd you do that?
>>12787864
not really ig i watch your streams a couple of times haha
>>12787868
oo u shouldnt kill urself then !!
>>12787866
>>12787861
>>12787869
but i think it will be funny a lonely alone person killing themselves on valentines day is quite funny i think haha
>>12787870
stop talking like a retard and get a grip on urself
>>12787882
ok
>>12787864
>>12787882
be kind wish

was ange from umineko really , truly onely? think about it. you're describing yourself as a lonely guy, that's whatever (You) will always be as long as you keep that up.
Kill this self and make something worthwhile to experience and something you could respect, even if it doesn't make sense to others.. as long as you aren't lonely that way, then you should be happy, and if you're happy, you won't want to kill yourself. also, you were born alone in this world, i ate my twin before i was born by maretu so i dont know if i was born alone myself.. but anyway, you'll be buried in ur grave alone and you will always be alone because you have never needed humans to begin with. you dont need humans, focus on what i meant by that and you'll find some peace.. and this isn't about being secluded or whatever, this is about appreciating ur present. "people = suffering " is true, but do u know what never suffers? dead ppl, and you suffering a little is proof that you're alive. anyway, do some healthy thinsg for ur brain/healthy supplements if you can and try to cheer up, you don't have to larp like this anymore, bury this larp you deep down and never look back unless you'd like to laugh at it
even though you'll be a different person, you are a happier existence and have achieved a peaceful state/ nirvana or whatever
well you are literally constantly larping, but it gets worse around real ppl.. think about ur loneliness as a chance to make sure u wont suffer i hope that you'll be able to cringe at this one day
>>12787870
>>12787899
nice dubs but that is not quite funny haha. let me tell you a funny joke, why did the chicken haha
>>12787901
i think you dont understand english
>>12787906
what? that was funny. the chicken haha
>>12787910
are you on drugs or just retarded
go eat chicken or something
sigh that made me feel a little hungry
but if i eat anything id break my arm
>>12787917
why would your arm break?
>>12787921
punishment
How about you shut your mouth and show us your slutty panties instead ? i tell ppl that im new in ffxiv so that they can b xTra e friendly to me >>12787935
i did that on dota2 and they called me a slur
>>12787937
different audiences
>>12787935
>ffxiv
show ur avatar
>>12787938
true, i get called a slur there regardless anyway
>>12787901
>>12787906
stroking my cock

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12787939
i.. i just did..
>>12787892
sorry that i made you mad, i wont kms now
>>12787943
Faggot.
9 mb >>12787959
Why did you dress her like a whore? i can see her panties from here
nah i win and winner gets ice cream >>12787964
can u stop
im not interested in ur disgusting degeneracy! go find a junkie prostitute from the streets she'll definitely be amused, Meanwhile you're only making me wanna puke because im an elegant maiden, i.e kys weird cockroache >>12787972
No I'll bully you until you cry and piss yourself
>>12787978
t. https://youtu.be/haUz1ib_jhc
>>12787976
Maidens don't eat, puke or poop.
>>12787981
me writing the rules for my religion
>>12787945
https://youtu.be/aVMZ7-A2h2M?si=DFiLd96V2QYVhrky
>>12787985
if you become the savior, will you gain the ability to turn yourself into a girl?
>>12788005
no comment
>>12788010
i want to join your religion, how much does it cost?
>>12788017
Later
>>12788005
what kind of fag question is this anywya.
>>12788020
can i join now?
she is thinking about >>12788031
*fig!!!
ESFOR©E VIOLATION #1!
i expected moar from u :(

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12788141
its the drugs, without it shes ebil
>>12788031
what's wrong with the question? you act girly so it makes sense
>>12788141
wait i didnt mean to, that wasnt me, that there isnt me.
you're hallucinating, You need to rest. yall know im a boy right i was assigned boy at birth so i pass as a boy obviously and ill always use the mens bathroom get trolled stupid >>12787656
actually yes i raised my gpa a lot to get a high paying
>>12787704
well i didnt get any yet..
>>12788274
no pickles for you heh
>>12788284
rood
>>12788288
fine i will give you pickles bc you got dubs
>>12788293
Yay i win !!!
>>12788320
huh i guess you did win afterall
>>12788273
is that a book? what book it is?
>>12788361
something about shadows
>>12787650
would you play this game, wish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFSrGDYhl34
>>12788480
>480>>12787650(OP)
YWAyweaq Yeas Yes
i miss my cough relief girlfriend >>12787650
there is a world of pleasure you're ignorant of, and i want to gift some knowledge to you.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12788548
uh is it perverted..
your'e daughter might flube be vareful >>12788583
Are you on drugs right now?
>>12788612
No, i dont have dxm
Thc isnt a drug like that
>>12788639
Oh, that's alright then. Proceed.
>>12788550
it should be but knowing THIS place..

Your fortune: Average Luck

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