By Anonymous | Updated 02/14/26(Sat)19:34:06
The situation at the Parish of San Juan Bautista in Cuautlancingo took a truly dark turn when parishioners found a seven-year-old girl from the community levitating in front of the main altar. Her eyes weren't blank, but rather emitted a shifting glow that changed from angry red to icy blue in seconds. She didn't speak with her own voice, but with the frequency of the Archons, those entities that, according to occult lore, have manipulated even the manufacturing of our mattresses to steal our sleep. The little girl didn't ask for blood, but whispered the secrets of everyone present, revealing that the world was just a toy to her.
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