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Pissed

By Official_broship | Updated 02/14/26(Sat)21:24:39

I am so pissed because my parents lied to me about monster energy
I fully expected for my first experience I would just get a fucking heart attack and die instantly from the first sip because my parents demonized the hell out of this drink, just for me to say "fudge you, I'm drinking ts" and snuck it upstairs to drink by myself. JUST FOR THIS SHIT TO TASTE THE EXACT SAME AS FUCKING SODA. I WISH I WAS JOKING CHAT. THESE FAT FOIDS FOOLED ME. IT PMO SO MUCH WHEN PARENTS LIE TO YOU.