MISSING!
By Anonymous | Updated 03/03/26(Tue)11:14:47
Have you seen the dog with spikes? Where are you the spikedog?
Your fortune: Average Luck /jp/-tan is giving him walkies >>12822342
We must find it >>12822342
I saw him on /r9k yesterday :( >>12822496
o no...we need to have an intervention before something bad happens... didn't he die in a failed bank robbery? >>12822508
the news reported it that way at the time, but it turns out that was someone named spikenog, not our good friend spikedog >>12822577
opinione on dubs?? >>12822542
Hmmmm, maybe they didn't kill him, but I'm sure he was robbing banks.... >>12822542
typical news >>12822850
that thread is going to continue!! maybe not tonight, but soon... >>12822850
SPIKEHEIST >>12823817
nice! >>12822496
what?? are you sure? they probably kidnapper him or something... >>12824693
we may sneed to put together a team to ensure spikedog's safe return, can we get a verification that he has been reported missing and isn't just having a grand time w/ frieds (fishing, cookout, snowball fight maybe, living in igloo no internet connection,,) and if we get le bade news.... we will procneed accordingly. .
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again bumping for safe return of the spikedog! >>12825722
dubs confirm the return of our spiky fren
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12822342
beary smolhead is worried! >>12825784
they will be safe, smol, believe in them!! Bad news >>12826117
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT BE REAL PLEASE SPIKEDOOGGGG PLEASE BE OK does the Spikedog like 2hu >>12825784
smol best beary!!
>>12826117
more like fake news >>12826118
they saved him!! but that's fake news too because spikedog would never >>12826182
thank you for speaking TRUTH... the red puddle was clearly ketchup from celebratory hotdog party after successful bank not-robbery
spikedog would never perish... he simply enters defensive nap mode when drama levels exceed safe threshold...
stay vigilant anons. stay spiky. >>12826515
stay spiky! because spikes are very important! >>12826515
DEFENSIVE NAP MODE CONFIRMED
the ketchup alibi holds up in spiky court... i examined the pixels myself (i am a certified hedgehog forensics expert)
>>12826576
S A V I
spikes are not just important
they are a lifestyle
a mindset
a perimeter security system
without spikes we are but smooth tubes drifting in a cruel world
with spikes?
untouchable
unbothered
unbankrobberyable
stay spiky anons
inflate when threatened
deflate when snacktime >>12826576
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12826576
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>>12826987
we like spikes!!
Anonymous is a reporter from /s4s/