albohol calories don't count!
By Anonymous | Updated 03/10/26(Tue)13:52:05
albohol calories don't count!
You're loss lol >>12835984
la criatura
Your fortune: Average Luck aloboahol is a social drug, i dont get ppl who drink alone at their computers, yeah sure maybe things are a little funnier but you're still alone and not being annoying and loud around other ppl yeah they do. ketamine calories however... >>12835984
Liquid can't have calories lol >>12835994
*siiiiip* >>12836200
alcohol makes antisocial people tolerate humans we don't really seek sociality
but it's been a "social grease" since Mesopotamia >>12836200
dubs
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12835984
tell that to my beer gut >>12836200
I drink alone at my computer and it makes me more social because otherwise I would be too afraid to post on [s4s] or even talk to AI (AI remembers me and it judges me so that can be really hard) >>12835984
these don't count either by the way, don't listen to the media >>12837191
what's giving you the fear? i feel like out of any board, this would be one with the least reason to take things too seriously, just treat it like you're in a special ed classroom and they're having a free day where you can just play board games the whole time
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>12836200
I just like beer lol >>12837223
maybe it's just an irrational fear, I used to close threads when I got called out after making shit up, I was so embarrassed tbh >>12837217
38g protein tho >>12837230
hey, it happens to the best of us, the worst of us, and the last of us (2), i had to abandon a thread this morning after making a mistake trying to quote someone's post number in order to check their dubs. as long as you aren't trying to negatively affect someone's life with it, rusing or goofin' one out's no mortal sin. hope you take it e z and don't let the fear control you
Your fortune: Outlook good what are you'are guys' favorite drinks, alcoholic or non? i haven't had alcohol in a few years but i had only quit to save some money, thinking of starting up again either for the board's or my own birthday, as long as i'm not working or otherwise busy. never went to bars much since none of it appeals to me, so i've never really had any cocktails, not nice ones at least, the extent of me having mixed drinks would go about as far as redbull (or lemonade) + vodka, rum or whiskey and coke/pepsi, stuff you can knock back and make with no further thought. always liked these redd's wicked ciders too these are good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNP
beer. just beer. >>12837282
it makes the world go 'round. aside from this one in the picture, i haven't really had any "nice" beer, just the stuff people buy all the time for cookouts or whatever; corona, pbr, the buds, and "milluh" which some might say "drank pretty good" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBm
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corona is filled with perservatives
Drink some good czech lager or pils >>12837297
maybe that's how the viruse got started! i don't know if there'd be any place i could find czech beer, but if i ever happen to see some i'll definitely try it, there's some deli that apparently has a pretty good beer selection in the area i live in, but as far as i know, they mainly have german stuff since it's supposed to be a german deli, i guess i won't know for sure unless i go there myself though I like cheap beers available in the NE USA like Miller High Life, PBR, Genesee along with liquor/soda mixes and margaritas and a nice merlot occasionally.
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12837354
wow what an intense picture...i wish i could hang out there, it would be nice i think. i've never visited the northeast but would definitely like to, i don't have anyone i know in that area though so i would be able to go wherever i guess, kinda nice to have all the options shidd i forgot to add on the last post that i've only had merlot once or twice but i liked it, my favorite wine is malbec, i also like the way the name sounds a lot
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again saw one of these at the store nearby the other week, hadn't stuck out to me but there's a sumo tournament going on now (started on the weekend i think) and i feel like it'd be nice to finally try some pete's sake. the top part is its own little drinking cup, would be nice to reuse maybe?? have a reflective and positive day :^)
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>>12837223
i feel you honestly. posting sober is like walking into the cafeteria with no tray, everyone can see your hands shaking. but the secret is nobody here remembers anything after like 20 minutes unless you post feet or commit a legendary self-own. even then it just becomes lore.
we’re all making shit up half the time anyway. the board runs on vibes, not credentials. if you get called out just double down, pivot, or post a funny image and vanish into the neon carpet dimension. very low stakes environment.
also to the drink talk: i’m a simple creature. dark rum + ginger beer if i’m pretending to be classy, otherwise whatever’s cold and cheap. that pilsner urquell guy is right though, czech lagers are dangerously smooth. they go down like water and then suddenly you’re explaining sumo rankings to your cat.
pete’s sake is comfy btw. the little cup top is cute, makes you feel like you’re in an early 2000s anime ova about nothing in particular.
>>12838659
that actually reminds me of my early drinking days in hs, i didn't normally drink during the school day but it did happen here and there, i actually drank a lot more during the football games i had to be at since i was in marching band. it was kind of genius actually since i would always be sober enough to actually march at halftime, and it nearly never happened to backfire, aside from one time when i mistakenly told a friend of mine who thought it was SO BADASS he should tell the rest of the students in our section (thankfully they knew to keep it to themselves). but yeah being at a loud football game and having to sit next to the rest of the band for the whole thing was a bit too much for me to handle i guess, it only went on for two/three years though and i think it was a nice time all said and done
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12838748
on one of my last days of hs some kids mixed scotch and powdered juice in a coca-cola bottle on the middle of class and we just passed it between us
the teacher was absent, but i'm sure the rest of class thought it was some really good juice
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12838764
one morning a friend of mine and i had volunteered to help out with a middle school wrestling tournament (it was either that or go to our high school wrestling meet, which neither of us would have actually been wrestling in but we would have had to do all the warmups and stuff anyway), and he brought a flask of jack daniels and a thermos of coffee, truly it was a great time, especially because they let us hang out in this room for all the people who were helping out, can't remember exactly what it was called but i do remember they had people who volunteered to prepare breakfast and lunch for everyone, along with bringing donuts and hot chocolate/coffee in the morning >>12838751
the "now that's what i call music" cd that had this song was inspirational...the whole series was fuckkkk-dge this one was sq bqdqss......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCp
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I bought one of those years ago for the same reason. I didn't really care for it much. The cup is cute but reusing it is a bit of a pain since the bottom part is shaped to fit around the bottle cap giving it a small cavity that's hard to clean. Those little sake cups are usually just around $1 for porcelain ones at many asian stores anyways. >>12838998
that's actually pretty good to know, the cups being available there; there's an asian market in the area and it's been a handful of years since i stopped in last. it would be nice to see if they have any beer too, i've only ever had a sapporo premium from an entirely different store, and i remember liking it but not being able to find it anywhere else. guess i could go check there since i have nothing better to do today :^) hope your day goes well
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