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>>12841780
with all those drinks surely yes

Your fortune: Outlook good i would be full after 1 burger >>12841780
No fucking way I could do that. It's for sure that I would throw up. I already throw up easily, any sort of eating contest would make me lose my appetite and quickly lead to me throwing it all up. Tho, I generally feel a LOT better after throwing up, so I would throw up and continue the contest if they let me. But eating contests always make throwing up one of their lose conditions. So, I'm out of luck! >>12841780
For sure. That would be easy to me >>12841792
really? that's a fairly small amount of mcdonalds for an average-sized esforeser

Your fortune: Godly Luck I feel like I could probably demolish the 4 burgers and the fries in like 15 minutes if I try hard enough, the soda would make me puke, the impenetrable wall, id definitely puke drinking like 2000 calories of just sugar water, if it was calorie free you could just piss it out but then it would be too easy ^^ >>12841780
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger yeah but I would probably have to vomit before and after the contest

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck I could not do that, no >>12841780
pls gibs barga

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail Forcefeeding kemomimiposter with 4000 calories of macdonarrudos in one sitting against his will! >>12842210
kemoposter bumo >>12841786
bro how are you gonna get full off ONE burger when there are four entire sodas there to lube the gears

just unhinge your jaw like a python and alternate bites with chugs. nuggets are basically pre-chewed toddler food anyway. the real boss fight is the carbonation. let them go a little flat and it’s over.

3.5k buys a lot of antacids anon. think bigger. looks easy, and I'm a lightweight

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ I could sure try >>12842210
>>12842607
NOOOO I would get a diabetis attack!
I went to Macca's on Mardi Gras and then I was about to pass out from the sugar overload >>12841780
4 burgers, 2 fries, healty amount of chicken nuggets and you get 4 cokes thats easy Are those diet cokes? I feel like the 2000 empty sugar calories would make a huge difference. >>12841780
That's what americans eat for breakfast I'd rather be eating a good ol hobbit meal myself. >>12842929
i love beanz >>12841780
mmmmmm that goyslop looks delish >>12841780
There’s no way
One borgar and fries and drink is plenty Totally!
Those McDonalds burger never even actually fill u up anyways >>12841780
I tell the person to fuckk off and stuff all that dog shit up his ass. >>12842933 (two of the same number)
Where there's a bean there's a way. >>12841780
I would use the first 15 minutes to go for a mile long run on the treadmill then the stair master. I would use an additional 10-15 minutes for jump roping, high calorie burn exercises, and throw in some core workouts. Then i would use the remaining hour to eat. >>12841866
unchecked doubles on the last page! >>12841780
easily. but i am so fate its not even funny. i hate myself... make sure to stuff on Saturday and starve on Sunday