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when you think about it, living is super easy because all you have to do is be born

By Anonymous | Updated 03/19/26(Thu)23:01:08

when you think about it, living is super easy because all you have to do is be born

when you think about it, living is super easy because all you have to do is be born

Yeah until you need to eat and the weather is freezing and you'll die if your outside, and the only way to afford food and shelter is with a job, that you need to drive to, that you have to pay car insurance for, and you need new tires, and gas prices are going up and you also have to buy nice clothes and shoes and keep them clean and holy fuck you're really oversimplifying this >>12853959
remember to breathe and blink

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12853959
When you think about it, namefigging is super easy because all you have to do is make one thread and latch onto the identity.
>>12853959
not true, you also have to not die

>>12853966
two same numbers!
>>12853966
don't ever swear in my thread again, dog

>>12853977
this thread is about life, not death. Death is also easy, but a different topic and not the concern of this thread, as it were. Please stay on topic

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12853959
no
>>12854050
oh to be a dark handsome stranger meeting with jashin-chan poster-san

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12853959
You make me sick
>>12853977
Dubs checking dubs!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12854074
get well soon
life isnt a video game so there arent any points >>12853959
yes

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
that's like saying driving is super easy because all you need to do is get in a car >>12855526
Driving is super easy. Mice can drive.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12855526
driving is really easy
>>12856122
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12856122
This is a good image and I would love to add it to my collection but reverse image search did not yield the source. I would ask you for it but hmph well I know that you get your images from /a/ threads and you don't ask where they came from so where does this leave us, dearest?
>>12856486
Please respond.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12856929
Respond to what? Why are you asking me to respond, I am the one who is owed a response
>>12856942
I want Jashin-chan Poster-san to respond to you.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12856122 (dubs)
my pen is ready and I even have a second one ...what's the car for ?
>>12856946
Oh I see, thank you for your support
But I was a little uncomfortable, because you made it look like I was replying to myself in a needy annoying way
When it comes to posters like Jashin-chan poster, you cannot act needy around them or they will lose interest in you
>>12856486

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