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kill him and eat him >>12866044
dubs of truth That's actually illegal. >>12866071
so is wearing girl clothes >>12866040
moms gonna freak! >>12866040
did they jack off into your girly clothes Why would someone open your package? One time I got a package deleivered to me by mistake, meant for someone else. I opened it and it was a kit for sending stool samples for a medical test so I sent mine haha not really but that would be funny >>12866071
>>12866075
calling the police rn

>>12866147
its a confusing apt layout situation and my unit is semi hidden in the back >>12866040
things that really happened for 800 alex

>>12866153
so when you need an endoscopy you'll have two choices, drink a clear drink that makes you shit your brains out for 24h like you ate raw clams that had been sitting in the sun and then go to the doctor where he sticks a camera up your fucking ass for days OR poop a little in a box and face the fact that you poop, sending it from home with no one the wiser and at greatly reduced expense.

98% of people choose A and I can't for the fucking life of me understand why you would do that to yourself instead of pooping in a box?! >>12866162
and they know you wear girl clothes and will open the HRT next >>12866040
just say its not yours, for a friend or someone else. who cares. or own it, who cares.

Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12866153
send lizard poo instead my neighbor saw me pull into the drive today and apologized for opening it blaming it on the kids
i guess i gotta kms now how short r ur skirts
i dont want u to get arrested for ur balls flopping out >>12868241
one is a soft pastel pink mini with a ruffled layer (verr cute) and a pleated one that goes mid thigh too >>12867794
just blush and stammer "i-it was for a girl" and then touch assholes with him (quickly) and flutter your arms like a copulating bird. he'll understand.

Your fortune: Average Luck >>12867794
idk sounds like a good ending to me >>12869416
blushing and stammering habbened but the grin on her face said it all fml

>>12869423
i see my neighbor all the time so idk abt that Your neighbour 100% has not connected the dots with you crossdressing, and think it's a gift or something like that. You're being paranoid because you're anxious about it in general and applying that anxiety to the whole situation. Forget about it and become a woman.

I also think you may get turned on by this whole situation and posting about it gets you even harder. Please respond. >>12870111
trips of truth >>12870111
if the shoes werent right on top and she didnt apologize the next day with a funny grin while averting her eyes i might think you would be right

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12869423
>>12869523
23s in a row :p