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bought the blue thing

By avogadoposter | Updated 04/01/26(Wed)06:52:05

bought the blue thing

bought the blue thing

https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc >>12877728
lole i got brain freez because i ate it to fast aaaaaaaaa
>>12877720
does it taste like blue?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Why is raspberry flavor always blue? I have never seen a blue raspberry in my life. >>12877731

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
RED

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12878384
this one time it was blueberry! I was scared.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12878386 IT'S REAL >>12877720 >>12878580
IT'S FAKE!?
If people saw how the blue thing is made, they would probably stop drinking it. >>12878584
I mean... name one food found in nature that is bright neon nlue.
>>12878616
Horseshoe crab blood
>>12878386
red thing
>>12878509
purple thing
>>12878597
is it really worth it?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12878616
Blue spirulina
>>12878627
Advocating for the crabs bc you’re a miserable crab yourself huh
At least you make over 1000$ so idk why u complain
>>12878616 don't worry about the blue thing >>12878638
Can you even eat that?
>>12878648
Yes. You can grind it into a fine powder, then put it into a giant centrifuge to extract pure starch. Then you take that starch and through an enzymatic reaction convert it into pure fructose. Then you take that syrup of pure fructose, put it in water, add Blue #1, some artificial flavors, and freeze it into slush and viola, you've got the blue thing.

It was corn the whole time!
>Completely ignores the facts and starts larping as Walter white

LOOOOL
>>12878715
I mean, his dad *is* the preeminent corn scientist of the USA
>>12878719
It’d be different if anything pertaining to the us of a wasnt a laughing stock

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