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>24 hours until WW3

By Anonymous | Updated 04/06/26(Mon)10:42:28

>24 hours until WW3

>24 hours until WW3

dumb frogposter >>12888075
Can I get nuked first, asking for a friend.
should have stayed out of it but too late now >>12888075
Who quotey
I don't think trumps tweets mean much he's just trying to manipulate the stock market >>12888140
He literally says "2 more weeks" for everything and then nothing ever happens. It's all just manipulation. He's never serious. So he says Iran has until Tuesday to open the Straight. When that inevitably doesn't happen, he won't do anything. He'll just make another post saying that they are talking and are "close to a deal" so the strikes are cancelled. He's so stupid and predictable. All talk.
can you delay it a little I have things to do tomorrow

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>>12888378
2 more weeks
>>12888384
yeah thatll do, thansk

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>>12888140
And he won so bad, he tanked aliex and his sons flaunt about it
>>12888075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBXuTty8ZE4
>>12888433
what if this was depicted as yaoi rape
>>12888075
all the bluster and liies are for market manipulation, he is not gonna do that shit because itll be the end of israel and the saudis too. if he does everythings fucked but the good news is he'll probably get fucking lynched in the streets for it before the world really falls apart, which will be a one incredibly joyous moment while we descend into unsurvivable hell. we might even get to see a guillotine!

Your fortune: Average Luck
90% chance that Trump cucks out like always and we stay stuck in an unwinnable quagmire with gas eventually reaching $8/gallon before the stress gets to Trump and he has a stroke and dies.

10% chance he totally spergs out tomorrow and commits war crimes that lead to the deaths of millions of civilians and further escalates us to a WW3 nuclear holocaust that brings the human population down to 500 million.
>>12889030
>we might even get to see a guillotine!
Fuck the guillotine, I want to see him get Gadaffied.
trump is based u leftard pussies >>12889066
cult language
>>12889068
OH yeah, well I'm not the one making death threats to the president so good luck with that buddys

>>12889040
nobody but the US and israel, MAYBE pakistan would be dumb enough to use nukes here, and the entire rest of the world would respond swiftly, and probably violently, but it would certainly be without nukes involved, because nobody is THAT hellbent on ending all of humanity. except evangelicals and zionists apparenty.
israel has their whole stupid samson doctrine so i have no faith they won't do it, like i said zionists are fucked, but on pakistan's part i think it comes down to it being a (relative to the situation proposed) reasonable thing for a neighboring ally to do as a retaliatory move, and on the US side trump is just a fucking retard answering to the aforementioned zionists and evangelicals. those three are the only real nuclear players with presence in the region to be worried about here unless there's something about india that's not on my radar - there's absolutely no way china or russia are gonna pull that card for this conflict. it's not a cold war doomsday scenario it's just potentially the greatest atrocity of the century, which really is still saying a lot considering shit like gaza and sudan.
anyways dont worry about it cuz it wont happen, he always chickens out. itll all be mostly daijoubu... probably...

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>>12889098
I hope that pakistan, india, iran and israel all nuke each other
>>12889098
China has multi warhead unstoppable missile that can hit anywhere in 30 minutes there is no one surviving
>>12889073
cult logic
>>12889066
cult dubs
>>12889098
Russia and china will do nothing if the middle east gets nuked, they just won't care.
The EU is impotent and at most will inflict sanctions.
The rest are irrelevant.
>>12889103
Yeah, I'm sure they tested it in live conditions.
>>12889103
okay but counterpoint engaging in nuclear warfare here does not benefit them more than it would harm them. china and russia are iranian allies but mark my words they will stay out of the game on that particular front, it just is not in their geopolitical interests to drop nukes in the middle east whatsoever. like i said only the US, definitely israel, and MAYBE pakistan would EVER be willing to pull that trigger over this.

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>>12889111
three same number
HABBENING??!! OR NOT HABBENING??!! >>12889066
>trump is based
based on the Talmud
>24 hours ago
oh no...
dumb frog poster >>12888075
Fucking finally, something to make the spics leave and fix the excess males problem.

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just launched the nuke >>12890256
WTF A NUKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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