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Esforesquire

By Ploop | Updated 05/08/26(Fri)13:51:43

Esforesquire

Extra! Extra!
Read all about it!

good paper didn't read it yet tho >>12941020
Komaru in Esforesquire.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
YOSHO FUGGING WON
He went to 1999 and defeated the spikeman invasion
Hopefully our timeline is safe now... lole
>>12941029
fake news
>>12941020
BAZED
>>12941020
Put Memes of the Week on a separate page.
>>12941020
thanks for all your hard work
>>12941020
good pape.
i for one am sick of the slop spamming, now i just hide those theads and forget about them there's no use arguing with the ai psychosis spammers
didn't even realize a week had already passed........

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12941020
THE PAPER'S HERE!

Your fortune: Good Luck
I've never felt more informed. >>12941035
or rename it to memes of the week for ants

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12941218
couldnt have said it better my'reself

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
of course useless mods delete the fun posts >>12941218
+1'd and upboated
very tragic that the same poster have now co-opted the [s4s] alvume and will probably ruin that with slop too

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12941595
{spoiler alert}

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12941020
The last one to survive as a man was the Black & White Spikeman or should I name it the Cursed One. Such is the property of being unattached from the group but atleast its not going to be effected by any outside power.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I'll mention spikegirl survive too.
I'm quite surprised you were able to estimate the amount of spikeman variation lol.
Very sus in my books of susness.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12941812
FAKE NEWS IT IS A SATURDAY

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12941812
>>12941804
They probably survived because they were drawn rather than just the og Spikeman sprite edited.
Whats the Onpu meme? God I love Onpu. >>12942214
That was a nya printer thread
>>12942197
Yes, sip*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12942197
so now we're discriminatory towards those of lower resolution?
>>12941266
dubs of formicidicide

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12941022
dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12943600

Your fortune: Bad Luck
nice paper i read it
>>12941022
>>12941266
>>12941611
>>12943600
nice dubs i check it
>>12943643
off by 1(one) color me impress

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12942197
it survived because they're just mass deleted every post I made, recolored spikeman or otherwise

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12943951
yuji's thread got deleted too unless you were yuji lole
>>12941029
what? but that's yoshi...
>>12941022
same lole
but I will, I promise

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12944766
>>12941022
dubs affirming dubs..

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12941029
HE fucking was the ONLY person to miss a kick YOSHO IS GARBAGE
>>12944824
Yosho successfully traveled back to >>1999 to stopped the spikeman in >>2026

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12944832
WHY DIDN'T HE TRAVEL BACK TO THE GAME WINNING KICKS AND FUCKING NOT FAIL???

The image shows ESFORESQUIRE, a fan-made, community-driven digital "magazine" or newsletter primarily shared on the 4chan board /s4s/ (Sh*t 4chan Says). This particular "issue," dated May 8, 2026, serves as a satirical recap of recent memes, "drama," and events occurring within the /s4s/ board culture.Key Sections and ContentSPIKEMAN INVASION!: This main article details a board-wide event where a "colorful army of Spikemen" (meme characters based on a spiked ball) took over the board with numerous variations, including "mustard," "mint," and "merlot".AIHATEYOU: A section discussing heated community debates regarding the use of AI-generated images on the board. It highlights a specific conflict involving a user named "Kyrie Eleison" whose AI posts were accused of being "spam" and "slop".Memes of the Week: A visual gallery featuring various internet memes, board-specific inside jokes, and references to other media like Club Penguin, Super Mario, and Smash Bros.RT UNSTICKIED!: A smaller sidebar article mentioning board moderator actions, such as the "unstickying" of specific threads.While it mimics the style of established publications like Esquire, ESFORESQUIRE is not a commercial magazine; it is a niche piece of internet subculture content that documents the fast-moving and often chaotic nature of anonymous imageboard communities. >>12944835
LOOK BRAIN AGE DOES NOT COVER THAT
>>12945255
nice le dubs. is dr kawashima a fraud??

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12945449
I think it is more he trained his brain instead of his soccer coordination... fatal mistake
>>12945452
rip
>>12945452
is he even alive anymore
>>12946570
was he ever alive? do any of us truly live?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
frick the mods for killing spikeman, buncha yosho sympathizers

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12947616
Yosho is cuter
Spikeman makes me feel old
>>12947616
they couldn't handle all that FLAVOR
>>12948686
hombre espino
>>12947616 >>12948702
muy picante

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12949466

Your fortune: Outlook good
https://vocaroo.com/1jg3hLIdfTNt >>12949499
dubs checking dubs!


Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12949499
>>12951475
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12941020
Why do you keep announcing regular newspaper editions as being extra editions?
>>12952040
The problem is, bavi trailer dude, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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