I'm going down the path of dragon's and AI
By Anonymous | Updated 05/15/26(Fri)05:28:09
I'm going down the path of dragon's and AI
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12951952
>>12952133
Can you keep your aislop for yourself and praise your big tech gods in private instead of shitting up the board, thanks >>12952136
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>>>/o/<
>!!!!!!!!! U
Your fortune: Better not tell you now [ye dare to open le door...]
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12952186
Use the secret code yharnam sunrise to gain access to the hidden depths of the cathedral ward >>12952212
[you use ***YHARNAM SUNRISE***]
...
[you can see a woman kneeling at the foot of the altar in the distance within the hidden depths of the cathedral ward]
>walk up to her
>call out
>[sneak]
>go back
Your fortune: Better not tell you now I feel like AI is a great conduit for schizophrenics to give us a glimpse into their minds
err not u personally lol
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12952302
Utilize resources in order to transcend this banal reality >>12952302
consume the three umbilical cords I've been carrying for 40 hours in my back pocket >>12952335
ILL WAKE UP YOUR BABY!!
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAHHHH
https://youtu.be/gO31gJdmoGQ?si=c-3
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12952339
[you walk up, still undetected]
...
>>>/a/ to jump
>>>/x/ to attack
>>>/∆ to bring up inventory <
>>12952303
lole imagine when neuralink gets so good we can make memes in reel time with our brains
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12952339
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>>12952324
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12951952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw9
>ai, ai, ai
quote from grill drummer
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ [whoops pulled out the wrong item]
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Your fortune: Excellent Luck [whoops 4got i got the weather toggle expansion mod]
Your fortune: Excellent Luck [you consume the rotten meat]
...
[It replenishes health, but has you feeling sick to your stomach, you left those umbilical cords in your back pocket for so long but you couldn't help it; they were the momentos you took as a prize after slaughtering the Chimera's demonic offspring in your previous adventure]
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! [your feasting has made entities in the nearby vicinity aware of your presence]l; you no longer remain undetected] [the princess turns around to see what is causing the disturbance behind her]
Your fortune: Excellent Luck [what does she see?] >>12953114
she sees me vomiting on the floor furiously, some of it splashing on her face >>12953147
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[you fall ill, and pass out from the severe food poisoning. When you open your eyes, you find yourself in the tender care of the princess who was kneeling]
"Oh; you're awake :o my name is Yorda. you made quite the mess ^_^ that's okay though, i hope you're feeling better?
....i was seeking refuge from my mother, thank you for asking. i don't know where else to turn...
>offer your assistance
>leave & wish her well
>inquire
>[attack/steal]
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12953315
>Oh; you're awake
ask her "Is this Skyrim? What's the way to Roarickstead? *BRRRRRRAAAPPPPP*"
Looks like the food poisoning got to my bowels when I was asleep, so I shidded my pants thoroughly. From the sheer comfort of relief I also pissed myself slightly.
apologize to her shyly for this
Your fortune: Average Luck
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[Luckily for you, Yorda did not focus on the mess your bowels created as the wall behind you bursts, and foul monster traps you in battle]
>>>/d/>>>/u/>>>/b/>>>/s/ = victory
>Good fortune = CRITICAL HIT
>Bad fortune = monster attacks
>evens = attack
>odds = nothing happens
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >Good fortune = CRITICAL HIT
>Bad fortune = monster kills
>evens = you attack
>odds = monster attacks
2( two ) rolls before the monster automatically attacks
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12953584
attack with a wave of moonlight >>12953588
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Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again [ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE]
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Your fortune: Good Luck
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Your fortune: Outlook good
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12953469
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[after a night's travel, you reach Roarickstead]
>visit the inn >>>/x/
>visit the pub >>>/o/
>wander the city >>>/∆/
>discuss with Yorda >>>/| |/
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>12953628
Get her friggin' drunk like heck in celebration, and then inquire if she wanna try doing some clam slam together.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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[your night of debauchery is underway in the pub; Yorda is practically putty in your hands after you pay the tab; but you notice an argument brewing in the table on the other side of the room; that's when you realize the gravity of the situation. The man arguing is not just any civilian; he is one of top commands for the Nazi's who are currently fighting WWII alongside Imperial Japan. This could get ugly...]
>stay out of it
>interfere
>cause a distraction
>something else
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12954314
Declare to the arguing men that I am Adolf Hitler in disguise, and command them to transfer to our forces that by my decree, the Nazi Germany should stop the war with the Soviets and unite with them instead to overpower the West's resistanse and rule the world as a triad of hyperpowers.
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12954518
Anon you are a genius
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12954518
[good fortune awards you the victory in your endeavors; you are eventually found out, but the Fuhrer is so impressed by your audacity that he promotes you to second in command of the Nazi's]
>Chapter 1: the Offering
[Your goal is simple: travel to Soviet Russia and persuade the influencial Yuji Sakai to flip Russia into the fourth necessary Axis Ally.]
Yuki Sakai:
>leave the girl with me, you have your request but only on one condition: i know for a fact the >>>/u/>>>/s/>>>/a/
>has developed a weapon so great it defies our understanding of physics as we know it; you MUST infiltrate area>>51]
[& So you depart, but how will you land?]
>Silent in the dead of night
>Violently with an army
>Implore Imperial Japan's help
>Ask/offer Yuji Sakaisputin another way
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12954117
Hey Whampper! >>12954710
Ayo, fren!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Anonymous is a reporter from /s4s/