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kanpai

By Madokanon | Updated 05/16/26(Sat)13:57:30

kanpai

kanpai

the funny 2hu zombie girl and the necro rapist she lives with actually it's promounced kampai, OP >>12954871
There is no m in Japanese so it is written in n.
かんぱい = Kanpai. So it is also a surprise for me.
>>12954457
Hello Madokanon, I'll finally chat with you.
I hate you by the way.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
i think ur cool madokanon. don't mind the newfiggot >>12954930
sup i got sober
>>12955013
It doesn't work like that dumbass
>>12955022
what do you mean
vdreeoogamnseees >>12955032
what do you know of them?
>>12955033
fun
>>12955036
your story checks out
KANPAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII >>12955013
Here have my drink.
Expresso with frothed milk.
I'm not sure about the amount of caffeine but my heart is beating.
That should be normal and healthy obviously!
You don't need to worry me giving people like you heart attack.
>>12955039
KAMPAIII!!! Just drink other then alcohol bro.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12955046
so what causes you to talk the way you do
>>12955056
I'm simply bored and I am myself.
If I sound cynical to you, then I am quite a majesty to my slaves.
No one is safe from my high level of bullshi**ery.
Its like writing a novel a poetry but it doesn't make sense to anyone so here I am.
Otherwise my writing is influenced by Arab poetry, Japanese chuunibyou, Chinese comedy.
Nice to meet you stranger.
Hows your miserable day going? Do you need me to beat you up with my sandals?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12955046
im drinking myself to death lol......... i dont think im here for long
>>12955083
i was just wondering if it's mental lelness or severe autism but cool i see
>How's your miserable day going
i need food really badly
>>12955096
stop that
>>12955096
I always recall this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
You are a man, become manly macho and fight that evil thought.
>>12955113
Well people often see me as such.
I'm just being myself~

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12955120 >>12955131
I don't even know what food to suggest.
Fried chicken with coleslaw and rice? I means its one of my favourite. Mm... yes crunch* crunch* mm.... the smell is very earthy vegetable, om nom nom* the soft and sweet mochi rice~ oh yeah~~~~ I bet your stomach is coming to eat you for reading this as it growls like a tsun-tsun. Bwahahaha.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12955144
Nice dubs. You can never go wrong with suggesting chicken sandwiches, onion rings, and peach iced tea
>>12955146
how many innocent birds have to die until you're happy

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12955144
nice try but the mention of coleslaw is enough to suppress any appetite thanks
chicken will do but i can only get some in four more hours

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