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the face you make when

By Anonymous | Updated 05/16/26(Sat)14:06:50

the face you make when

you know youre going to heaven when you die and nothing you do can make you lose your spot in heaven because Jesus promised heaven to you

Your fortune: Average Luck

do pedophiles go to heaven? >>12954471
the only reason someone goes to heaven is because Jesus Christ paid the price for all their sins. Pedophilia is included as a sin so yes
get soaked in gasoline Doremi posters are worse than soyjak posters. >>12954477
whats so horrible about telling the gospel
Jesus is a cunt, priests are pedophiles, the Bible is toilet paper, and the crucifix is a dildo.

Burn down all churches. Anally rape all Christtards with giant crucifixes, then behead them and skull-fuck their severed heads.
>>12954488
will this picture be you when you die or will you go to hell to be burned forever?
>>12954489 >>12954474
Technically I don't think that's a sin
>>12954477
the irony is they're the one group of people who would be nice to you and immediately forgive your rudeness if you apologised to them
but instead you try to get into the good books of discorders who want to torment and kill you no matter how much you beg them
Any god that doesn't send doremi posters to hell isn't a god worthy of my devotion >>12954465
if going to heaven means having to hang out with creepy mormons and religious people for all eternity then it sounds more like hell tbh
>>12954638
Mormonism doesn't teach the gospel that saves you so a Mormon who doesn't believe the true gospel goes to hell and if you mean religious in a bad way like thinking you go to heaven because you followed the rules then those people don't go to heaven either
>>12954626
I've always hated Doremi posters, even before this board got flooded with zoomer discorders. That copy-pasta is 5 years old and I am the original author of it.
>>12954652
Why are you volunteering that information when nobody asked? You're hateful and insecure, yes we all knew that already
>>12954656
Because I specifically want you to hate me. That's why I'm telling you this. I hate all doremi posters and I want the feeling to be mutual.
>>12954662
why hate anyone when you know youre going to heaven when you die so you love the Lord and want to do his will
>>12954662
I don't waste my time with hate
Jesus said the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit
Mark 3:28-29
So there is one unforgivable sin. Just don’t blaspheme the Holy Spirit and its fine
>>12954674
if your name is written in the book of life meaning you are saved, then your name will never be blotted out of the book of life just like scripture says. if you are saved then you are always saved so you dont have to worry about commiting blasphemy against the Holy Spirit
>>12954465 >>12954681
The Lord Jesus Christ said (and I quote)

“ Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:

But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.”
>>12954684
i agree with Jesus. what i said doesnt contradict what Jesus said
>>12954465
Then I’ll walk to hell after, cuz that’s where I belong and hope I can save a soul there
>>12954686
> hath never forgiveness
>never

Never: not ever : at no time not at all; absolutely not.

Jesus Christ forgives all except blasphemy against the Holy Spirit
>>12954690
you dont have the power to cross from heaven to hell or save someone though
>>12954691
do you think you can lose your salvation
>>12954692
perhaps, but I can try and see if a good talk can help someone stuck in Hell

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