hiss hiss
By Anonymous | Updated 06/01/26(Mon)23:16:57
Gavel bangs with a slithery thump
"Ssssilence in my courtss!"
Hiss-lol... hisss-lol...
"Ahem. I am the Right Honorable Sssir Hissington, Judge of the Court, Ssupreme Hisser of the Sscale, and loyal ssservant of the Law... and the occasional warm lol.
We are gathered here today to ssettle disssputes, crush injustices, and — if necessary — ssqueeze the truth out of both parties until they pop.
The defendant sshall have a fair trial... hisss-lol... fair by sssnek sstandards, of course. Which meansss if you lie, I may coil around the factsss until they sssubmit.
All rise for the scales of jussstice!
"Now then... let ussss begin.
Court issss now in sssession!
And may the sslyest — I mean, the fairest — party win."
Gavel slams again
"Hiss... lol."
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Can you even begin to comprehend?? lol Hiss hiss lol >>12985511
comprehending these digits Kangaroo court: we hop over steps and reason to conviction. Hello your honor can you please put all namefigs in prison thanks lol Lol lol lole lol Lol lol Lol >>12983864
Judge, I am here because I turned myself in. I confess to killing that baby bunny and uncovering their den which made evil crows find them and put their survival at risk. I am a terrible person. I'm sorry. lol >>12987535
Crows are cry important. They are literally the smartest birds, and your are evil for denying them their survival. All for some bunnies that evolved on the strategy to sumply outbreed their preadators anyways. Bunnies are born to die (like 80% of the time before they reach maturity). They are crow food anyways.
Sure the snek court agrees that bunes exist to be eaten?? >>12988141
you're magically not evil for denying the bune it's survival? well i suppose you would defend predatory behaviour banti btw lole >>12988183
Birds are more important than bunes, and if that makes me evil, than it is my honor to die on this hill >>12988186
Just don't try to fuck the birds too ok? Lol lol Judge I nominate that we officially make Bune Raven a meme in reparations for the murdered baby bunny. name back on really great thread 34 replies and i didn't even post yet >>12989355
lol dubs lole. >>12989544
lole dubs >>12988141
if i may give the third party that is not involved in this case but want to join in anyways the sken eats bunny cus lost of bunneys and they hide and run all day they should let bunneys sleep and only hunt at day when its sunny and nice
Your fortune: Excellent Luck lol lol >>12989777
>lucky trips
>checking them
>quoting myself
lol lol lol
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