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drinks that have like the yogurt bacteria in them sound gross because bacteria and swimmy little creatures in my food sounds gross but maybe they are good little creatures

By Anonymous | Updated 06/04/26(Thu)20:01:01

drinks that have like the yogurt bacteria in them sound gross because bacteria and swimmy little creatures in my food sounds gross but maybe they are good little creatures

drinks that have like the yogurt bacteria in them sound gross because bacteria and swimmy little creatures in my food sounds gross but maybe they are good little creatures

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

It’s so expensive thooo and you can’t just have one >>12989187
There's little bacteria crawling around in pretty much every thing you eat (except eggs, interestingly). You've already got billions and billions of bacteria living inside of you right now.
mmm...

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12989194
no one likes you and every attempt you make to endear yourself here just makes you look worse
>>12989198
LOL

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12989198 >>12989194
>except eggs, interestingly
Not completely true. While eggs have a variety of defense mechanisms to prevent bacterial growth during incubation, bacteria can get inside the egg during formation in the mother.
One such bacteria is salmonella.
>>12989203
It can happen, but the interior of a healthy egg should be sterile. One of the only forms of biological sterility in the natural world.
>>12989201
literally no one likes you though
this isn't opinions you're just such a weird fag when you post our collective minds go "ugh"
you'll never be accepted
>>12989207
I thought you said you were going to sleep.
i like bavi >>12989187
this is nice board

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12989254
weirdo
>>12990094
I'm not weird your weird!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12990100
ok weirdo
mom the internet people called me weird again!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12989201
ironically the image makes it obvious you do

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12990126
that's try hard and cringe bavi for you
>>12989201
I think this image is nice lole
>>12989187
wanna try my swimmers instead? theyre free :)
>>12989254
why?
Thanks for sharing, Josh.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12989187
my mom use to buy me yakult, super yummy
hang your head in shame and ferment your life away >>12990725
you cant post in this thread, Evan. go back to discord
>>12990144
unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>12989200
unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>12989187
you don't say? wow
beary nice little creatures

#fortune
>>>/t/hisisniceboard


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
the gut is obviously not a real part of the body nobody was talking about it until like 15 years ago nobody has one it is a psyop

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
i blame the actavia lesbian

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