PSA: Department of Investigation now open
By Anonymous | Updated 07/17/26(Fri)05:36:56
[s4s] has opened a department of investigation to look into any mysterious occurrences. beary nice detective will be pleased to field your inquiries.
how come OP is so frequently a figgot
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! this thread was posted this morning and was 404 but still shows up on the catalog
It's still taking up one of my thread slots!!!
how do I get it off the board?? >>13067868
beary's preliminary investigations do not corroborate this observation
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>13067891
Syllables n plenty of em
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>13067884
an investigator has been assigned to this case Solve the mystery of why you all so gay >>13067891
hmm *cronchcronch* how about this one.. why are n*cers such violence and freeks?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>13067915
all sugoi you say?
Your fortune: Outlook good who ate the last cheese cake ? investigate my bepper lole
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>13067954
momoko looks very guilty >>13067856
holy hecc, she's so cute!!! >>13067856
so cude beary >>13067868
lole! rekt!!!
*cronch cronch cronch cronch* >>13067856
why are there no dubs in this threade? >>13067856
investigate the case of the missing wombat >>13068618
the department of investigation has located the missing wombat on foreign shores. she is vacationing under an assumed identity in light of recent tabloid reports. she wishes to convey that she is in good spirits and prefers to remain incognito for the time being while her legal team considers its options. >>13068894
I'm so relieved she is ok. >>13067856
investigate the slowness of the bored and the stench of taiga's feet i.e. what aromas do you pick up on in particular?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>13067954
uhh do you have any evidence?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>13069081
can we say for sure thats a cheesecake
lets not jump to hasty accusations >>13069087
they clearly left a slice behind anyway >>13068503
a mystery solved? >>13069533
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M Y S T E R Y
S O L V E D
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Esforce does it yet again
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
In the imageboard system, ruderly based offenses are considered especially heinous. On Sh*t 4chan Says, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Ruder Victims Unit. These are their stories.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again i think mods and the multi part thread spamer are workin togheter, i have proof but im scared they will do something to my bearys
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>13070604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRX
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this wouldn't make a lick a sense i am actively bumping youre hearts as well
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
if beary attempts to investigate the mods they might cut the department's funding >>13067856
ask her to find the antipodes.
*sip*
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>13070643
if you enter the portal it will disgorge you at the antipodes 7.3% of the time
that is the most reliable way to find the antipodes from [s4s] Why don't you have a job, Josh? :^)
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
lole!!!! >>13071460
cude This won't last long. My're investigations have found that most esfores crimes are committed by n*cers.... and jannies. >>13071889
our investigation has uncovered some worrying developments >>13071460
CUDE bury detective please help solve this case
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Is this a ruder, or a nicer? I wonder if more evidence will help clear it up... How can we solve such a thing? >>13072984
our forensic examiners have determined that the red splatter is strawberry boba tea. this corroborates witness statements that beary had a wee trip >>13073389
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another mystery solved!!!I:^D
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
omg
so cude Me thinkie the occurrences would be linked to rude people >>13073389
what the h*ck?! n*cers will even use strawberry tea as a murder weapon?! they're violence knows no bounds!
*sip* >>13073851
the truth is out there and it aint always nice the department has released footage of a person of interest Great. This stupid meaningless thread is going to be featured in the next esforesiquire this coming weekend. >>13069533
checking mystery solving dubs on page ten! >>13074598
no ruding on a beary thread pls >>13074564
obvious AI made by a n*cer to frame ebil >>13074598
as apposed to all the smart and densely meaningful threads posted here
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you are still sipping the media cool-aid thinking an ebil with a bag of money must have stole it and be up to no good
Your fortune: Average Luck >>13075127
you misread what I wrote. try again before I have to call you stoopid. >>13075066
dubs checking dubs! >>13075271
stoopid investlegate if gado is actually dead >>13075380 >>13075648
i heard they had to put him in the drunk tank for a few hours because he was doing weird stuff at a park >>13075603 >>13075648 t
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Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
no, you! can you investigate granny smol's secret cookie recipe?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>13076690
the secret ingredient is
no salt no sugars!
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>13076690
no point knowing *nomnom* no one could make them like her
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>13076758
nice!!!! >>13076752
the secret ingredient is cookiene though >>13075648
bump beary detective do u need any help or any leads ? i would start with adding avogados brother on steam perhaps
check archive check filenames an where they originally derived from , the images of the blood on his shirt is said by chatgpt expert mode with subscription that the blood looks real an there is no reliable trace that ai was used in the screenshots of the blood on his shirt in the deleted post from the archive of gados last thread on [s4s] , however there are a few strange things going on that need to be investigated
Your fortune: Average Luck >>13076758
little chubby ebil is right. the secret ingredient is granny smol's love. >>13077412
it needs help with bumping the thread >>13077412
of course a beary sherlock needs her watson >>13078274
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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i love her so much i can't express it with words >>13078369
>69
nice
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>13078274
omg this is adorable I love it methinks bury detective will be on paprè!!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
dubs
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>13079177
dubs
Your fortune: Excellent Luck investigate why these type of posts are rampant
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are u shipping them >>13079177
such importmat investigatory findings and no press?? los Rudesteins must be covering up the story >:(
Your fortune: Outlook good >>13080173
the papre doesn't come out until tomorrow, stoopid. ploop is a bretty gud editor. Hopefully we'll get some honest, unbiased journalelism on this. Zero evidence of red beary wrongdoing. ZERO.
*solders* >>13077961
how many bumps? >>13067856
Can you investigate these? >>13080726
Investigate what?
Your fortune: Good Luck >>13081065
Loop up
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>13081079
At what?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>13075648
alive >>13081592
dead >>13081452
Please respond.
Your fortune: Outlook good >>13082039
dead? >>13080184
>ploop is a bretty gud editor.
I was wrong. Ploop's a faggit. >>13082886
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>>13082886
ploop is nice!!!1!
Your fortune: Good Luck
>ploop is nice!!!
yeah, willing to bend the truth (lie) to further the pink agenda. "n*ce"
*cronch cronch cronch* >>13081065
deez nuts >>13083369
the papre is funded by sp*keman to have a n*ce agenda
maybe this should be investigated.... >>13073851
no i'm sure a beary just had a wee trip even though they drew a line around them and took the body somewhere, never to be seen from again >>13083548
always follow the money >>13083526
got eem!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>13067856
investigate the case of the phantom threads
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just like coke >>13085184
the department forwarded ur inquiry to beary r00t who informed us that if u include the phrase "check em" in ur op the thread autosages >>13074598
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sad I have a mystery for the bearies. Does avagado draw the drawn_by_avagado images he constantly avatarfigs with or is it stolen valor from an actual artist? >>13085891
the artist is avogado6 https://www.avogado6.com/ >>13085891
avogadoposter is the other personality of avogado6
theyre the same but he thinks theyre different peoplel >>13085891
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thre
big if true >>13086588
big if dubs >>13085892
cool art >>13067884
this still happens >>13086236
unrelated but its on that archived thread
fritz-kola tastes like ball sweat put thru a sodastream that was sitting next to an open bottle of cola >>13085891
i mean to be fair his name is avogadoposter not avogadodrawer >>13087719
makes sense >>13074564
lole >>13087697
that sucks >>13087719
it's stolen valor and avagadoposter should kys himself for making it his personality >>13088649
Do you think Jashin-chan Poster-san is the creator of Jashin-chan Dropkick?
Your fortune: Average Luck >>13088649
he's just a big avogado fan >>13067856
the mystery I want to see solve is the strange name fig disappearances after some brief interaction with someone in particular ...are we lawless yet >>13088845
he isn't? >>13085894 >>13089482
the discord namefig circlejerk clique is just angry someone in particular wont be friends with them >>13089304
what le hecc?!! don't let a lave spike get that close to water! >>13089981
but we need the cobblestone generator >>13089989
where would the world be without puters >>13067856
Smoking is bad sweetheart >>13090016
you don't exist outside of this board retard >>13090020
avogado6 could be replying to you and you still wouldnt know it
he could be behind you right now... >>13090023
yer a bum who schizoposts for hours a day so christan is latin Europe but it's a closed world ...like it was dreamed apart from ki...and you know death did bring profit but it perverted the system and now it's over ...copy over folks ...check your sauces https://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mG
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https://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mG
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
lole >>13090022
dubs
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>13090014
it's flube so it's ok https://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mG
https://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mG
Your fortune: Good Luck
https://voca.ro/1jlOckNzw6mG
Your fortune: Outlook good
dubs >>13092105
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>>>/t/hankyouforcheckingmyredubs
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
dubbinkles
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ Investigate why niggers are gay.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now investigate why we let ruders go unpunished
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>13092961
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Two of the same fortunes.
Your fortune: Good Luck >>13093398
it's just nice >>13094233
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Your fortune: Average Luck Genuine question how has Kyrie not been banned yet?
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nobody knows >>13095319
the sheer mystery is maddening >>13095523
Your fortune: Godly Luck RELEASE THE ELEISON FILEDS!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>13095881
he raped my only few minutes old thread !
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again Can I just interrupt you for a second? Are you still talking about Kyrie Eleison? This guy's been talked about for weeks. Are people still talking about this guy? This spammer? That is unbelievable. I can't believe you're asking a question on Eleison at a time like this, when we're having some of the greatest OC, and also porn spam with what on the catalog. It just seems like a desecration.
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>13096076
what is blud waffling about
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>13095899
dubs >>13096082
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this looks like a job for the Department of Investigation!!1!
Your fortune: Average Luck
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well get on it >>13095598
who is he? >>13090392
looking for clues in the sand I want to open an investigation... our news program has disappeared, it hasn't given any news yet. >>13097694
It seems like now adays it comes later friday like 5 or 6, give it time
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>13097694
i stayed up into the early hours of saturday for the last one
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>13097713
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>>13097684 beary beary on the wall
tell me
do i live her or do i just want her to love me?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>13097694
there's news now
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there's dubs now
Your fortune: Average Luck >>13099111
trips
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>13098065
the second one
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>13090049
kommst du heute noch zurück?
wenn ja: welche pizza willst du?
(sry für den bescheuerten weg der nachricht) >>13096076
lole seven six
Your fortune: Good Luck dear mr investigation teem
did the namefig known as wish stop posting, or did they change their namefig?
sincerely, anonymous >>13099556
I saw a wish thread yesterday
idk if it got deleted or bumped off fast though >>13099556
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>>13099556
wish posted yesterday<3
Your fortune: Bad Luck
he did? >>13099754
was that wish or a larper >>13099754
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almost certainly a larper
wish usually doesn't curse, usually doesn't post 3dpd lewd, and usually keeps his thread bumped for a bit
le investergatorn continue.... >>13099772
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also
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thre
different filenames
larper confirmrrd
is it Mike Lindell? >>13100000
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again https://youtu.be/Wdqj4hQ0UfU?is=kVw
tut mir leid, wenn ich dich damit verrückt gemacht habe.. >>13099556
looks like stop posting >>13090392
mystery beach >>13095598
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thre
sandge >>13103405
who hasn't ...none lole >>13103408
I'd say plenty of s4ssers have never dunnit, lol.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>13103405
Anonymous >>13103754
>>13103408
i knew it ..
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
it's always him >>13071473
Subtle and cool name, namefig! >>13105110
looks tribal >>13103408
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post dead >>13101067
fine quints did we ever get to the bottom of who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? I have my suspicions... >>13067856
please don't investigate me
i don't know nobody or any famous people
Your fortune: Outlook good >>13107624
That's a babushka.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>13107659
Very expensive douglas!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>13107624
cute gorl
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>13107692
so you think that's cute, huh?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>13107698
NO SHE GOT HIT BY CAR!! DD:
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>13107706
It's okay, she's going to get revenge with a very sharp knife. >_<
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>13107601
a red beary was the main suspect >>13107716
dragon lady >>13107624
investigate him, gents >>13095881
must be some bad stuff there >>13107685
investigate why she had bees in her bunny hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8m
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
six seven >>13067856
Rude Department of Investigation
>>13109148 investigate the nuclear war >>13110502
this. it has blown everyone away >>13109446
investigate you >>13110502
it was the bomb >>13109089
flower >>13111579
lol
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>13110975
>>13109446
she's dead now. killed by nicer bomb <\3
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
lel
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>13113118
>>13113445
Two of the same fortunes.
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>13113118
I have been reminded
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>13113118
so have i
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>13113118
RIP >>13113118
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did you ever think the bomb just turned her into a nice detective?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>13115095
nice bombs do that >>13115099
dubs
Your fortune: Outlook good >>13115095
definitely >>13115099
they did turn the board nice again >>13117008
hopefully we don't have to get bombed again to be nice >>13067856
dw sherlock beary im alive and well Why do niggers tongue my anus?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>13117776
So you will shut up about that airplane I stole from the property beary pink i have an important mystery for you can you please find out my >>13117871
my what? >>13118444
your trips, I think
Your fortune: Good Luck >>13117776
you eat too much candy >>13117781
But why steal the airplane in the first place? this shit is getting too fakin complicated the suden inglux of new namefigs, chaotic, jeferstain, abyss watcher artorias fan club pedo posters frog posters sharty is down, kekistany armyes, cat therian furries coalition mods are gone, we need a sticky right fucking now >>13119732
a sticky would be nice >>13119725
you are them >>13120034
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im all of them every post is a new character i cant help myself >>13117011
bomb dubs >>13119699
dubs
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>13120844
dubs checking dubs! >>13121554
awwww that was almost a dubs checker getin trips im sorry for your off by one 255 replys... three weeks and this stoopid n*cer hasn't solved the case? do we have to wait until crimbus?!
*sips eggnog* >>13121579
the next crimbus give lelers guns >>13122736
is that nice? >>13121579
must have gone on vacation >>13123661
no who what and why is kyrie, inspector beary? >>13125239
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hello fren, i am a nicer who recently landed in hot water with the pedo porno lewd ruders of the Esforest for keeping my threads and the threads of those i loved for long periods of time
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
nice fight >>13125239
Do not believe his lies he uses saying he is a nicer to further his own agenda, he does not actually enjoy niceposting or s4s culture it is sade >>13125277
dubs
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>13125779
Is this a falseflag to discredit crosslink posts or did you mislink?
Your fortune: Good Luck >>13125782
yes, wrong link LOLE
>>13124763 >>13125787 Fore!
Why would he like sharty? They are pretty much known for raiding, bullying people, doxing etc... >>13125787
In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>13125792
they can be nice and get dubs too >>13124611
Your fortune: Average Luck >>13125792
he loves everyone >>13125799
dubs On the hunt for notorious war criminal the blue thing. Anyone have any leads? >>13127011
do u trust the red thing are its motives pure
the blue thing got anon in the papers maybe blue is a force for good >>13127011
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>ᵖˢˢᵗ... ᶦ ᵗʰᶦnᵏ ᵐᵃʸ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉˡᵖ .. ᵐᵉᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵇᵉʰᶦnᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʸᵒˢʰᵒ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵗᵒ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵖᶦᵏᵉ ᵐᵃn ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵈ...
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMD
so many mysteries solved, will the Department of Investigation be able to figure out the truth behind what happened with red and >>>/b/lue thing?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
hunt dubs >>13127011
heard he's addicted to flube Investigate why niggers are gay.
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>13129080
according to my research it's because they're from outer space >>13129647
space is gay? >>13127014
he seems pure >>13067856
nothing mysterious here! >>13130878
he would want you to think that >>13131301
ur glowing u glow u flow in the dark glowie >>13130275
I've heard people seriously make the argument.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck we are nearing the end frens; the only mystery remaining is if the Department of Investigation's budget will be approved by President Spikeman or receive cuts
Your fortune: Bad Luck
hes gonna kill us :(
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>13132551
it's going to be made SO efficeint
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>13132690
he better not
Your fortune: Average Luck >>13132551
fug >>13131757
my dress flowa >>13127943
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>>13127943
..guess not :/
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
nice eyes >>13131313
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger Who... BASTANK?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>13135929
CHILDHOOD IS A JOKE!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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