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Choose your own Fish Adventure !!!

By Anonymous | Updated 08/08/26(Sat)07:51:23

Choose your own Fish Adventure !!!

Start

You are fish, you are currently sitting in ur Fish Room, You’re supposed to go on a grand adventure but the details are kind of hazy.

Luckily Your frens on S4S are here to help you remember some things and also to guide you along the way on your adventure.

What is Fish’s Quest ?
>>13114718
Kill Catfish.
>>13114716
please don't separate your three exclamation marks from your sentence with a space. while this has been "memed" to some degree, when combined with other markers it still allows mischievous users to profile you and deanonymize your posts.
>>13114737
deanonymize you're mom !!!
>>13114740
xD are they still mad?
>>13114718
Fish should go to the bacon store
>>13114761
i didnt know fishe can have bacon
>>13114716
i die
The evil catfish is about to rob the bacon using his dastardly electrical powers.

Fish is not powerful enough to face catfish alone, and will call upon his trusted companion to help.

Who is Fish's companion?
Clownfish >>13114799
Fish's trusted friend clown fish will use their power of deception and trickery to help take down catfish. also clown fish has a 9mm
issue is that the bacon store is in dry land and Clownfish is in the ocean while fish lives in a lake. Defs lots of problems for fish to overcome.

should fish tackle the dryland or the ocean problem first ?
>>13114888
he should triple his income and triple his stats
shut up evil catfish

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13114981
Let catfish cook
You should choose to touch grass instead, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13114966
Fish has really low base stats so tripling his stats and income doesn't really do much.

Fish appreciates it though as she is now currently strong enough to defeat 3 shrimps
grass is too far fish uses tripled income to fund the development of robotic land exploration vehicle >>13115051
search for a jetpack on the bottom of the ocean and fly up there!
>>13114879
Clown Fish knows what the f*ck is up lole

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13115042
look who's talking
>>13115061

Fish is kind of bad at searching for stuff can you please encircle in red what fish should examine.

only one circle per image though, don't or else fish will get overstimulated
>>13115058
Fish Talks to the Investment Jelly and fish needs at least 47 more cheese for a land exploration device.

Ooops, i guess 48 more cheese...
>>13115948
Patrick Bateman just arrived to help Fish out, checking the double rockets on the buried jetpack!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13115955
Huzzah, you found a jet pack
>>13116000
JETRIPS
>>13116004
oh no...
I guess the fuel ran out. Figures, who would throw out a jetpack with a full tank of gas.

You unequip the jetpack for now and place it in your inventory, guess your back to square one
>>13115955
DUBS
>>13116000
TRIPS PACK
>>13116004
Wheee -aww
>>13116009
Guess he needs fuel for the bacon store, where might he find some...
You check your map to consult where to go next

there is a cave connected to the landmass where the bacon store is located but you don't know where it leads.

Your house Contains a bunch of stuff you've looted off of the ocean floor that could be useful but you're not really sure.

the kelp forest eventually leads to the ocean where clownfish is but its kind of far.

and the mesoplagic zone leads to the abyss, you've never went there cuz its dark and scary

where should fish go?
>>13116021
LETS GO TO THE ABYSS!
>>13116364
Maybe we will meet some scary mfs there, but what I am wondering is how we'll find cheese in the ocean! And so many pieces of it... What would lead us to cheese?
>>13116466
dubs
maybe theres a cheesefactory in the abyss!
>>13116364
The abyss looks scary as always.
on the floor is an axe and nearby is a starfish with some sort of weird creature. in the distance there is a crab seemingly stuck inside a bottle.
What does fish do?
>>13116878
break bottlel with axe, save crab, take crab as companion!
>>13116888
Your savagery stat is too low to swing the axe, you need to commit lesser acts of aggression to raise your savagery stat.

Although you could break the bottle if you find a way without swinging the axe

also crab may not want to join, you could try talking

what does fish do?
>>13116957
talk to crab, ask why theyre in bottle
>>13116888
nice trips in super nice thread!!
>>13116970
also spin the bottle
>>13116957
>>13116970
>>13116995
Yes ask and spine this is a good idea
>>13117445
1 OFF FROM TRIPS

Your fortune: Good Luck
I hope he continues his journey I am invested >>13118990
he's dead
>>13119351
I’ll be back later, my rice cooker exploded
>>13119860
what the hell
i hope ur okay
>>13119860
Holy f*g!!! I hope you are okay it genuinely fugging exploded

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13117445
The crab talks how the starfish stole his sea cow and trapped him in the bottle

crab also talks about how the starfish has the key to the bottle and likes to gamble

if you free him he says will give you small reward and 10 cheese
You also spin the bottle and your mischievousness level raises

the crab lowers the cheese reward to only 5 cheese.
what does fish do next >>13120164
>>13120166
DUBS I love you fishe
>>13120169
I love fish but he has such a big adventure and big odds to face, Catfish, money, jetfuel, cheese too? I hope fish is in for a big journey at very least
>>13119860
When the raisu isn't so naisu

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13120200
when the numbs are so dubs
>>13120169
lets play blackjack with starfish
rolling for 21
I love this thread please live forever Go fish go!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
The starfish refuses the bet because you have nothing good to ante.

he doesn't want jetpack or the axe, and 2 cheese... 1 cheese is not enough.

if you want to gamble against starfish you need to promise something better.

what will fish do?
>>13121816
can we just go back and try to find the cheesefactory before fish eats all the cheese
>>13121846
maybe gippo place would be good for you to better understand the portuguese but I don't think it's bad enough for your kindness
>>13121816 (you) for this adventure segment
>>13121846
I agree because how can we do anything without making that deal with the investment jelly?

Your fortune: Average Luck
The crab did not make a good enough deal we must leave him LOL >>13119860
If you try to make OC on post-2020 4chan the psychic agents try to kill you, many such cases!
>>13122788
dubs confirm
something surprising will happen...SOON >>13122997
CANT WAIT
>>13114716
I love cyoa adventuures
>>13122997
WOW a budget increase, a 3d webseries?
bump I want the fish to succeed >>13124004
i hope fish can stop the bacon robbery
saving the fish from page 10 >>13124957
THANK YOU for all youre hard work!
>>13124960
thank you for thanking me it actually means a lot
fishe >>13124961
this is nice board

Your fortune: Godly Luck
still working on animating, BUT >>13126101
Pro tip, saying "however" instead of "but" makes you sound super smart
>>13126101
SO NICE
>>13126101
Wowe cool fish upgrade in real time
bumping this fishe >>13125788
this is nice dubs
>>13119860
get well soon
>>13126101
>>13126101
>>13126101
this is going to be big if treu i can feel it in myre flipper

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13114716
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13126106
butever lole
>>13127249
lole

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13126334
for a beautiful thread like this, anything!!
>>13127321
Omg this is beautifullllll
>>13127321
Wowe we eating good on this adventure

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13127577
>>13127321
>>13127577
>>13127321
dubs confirm!¡!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Your fortune: Godly Luck
MOM THE CAMERA QUICK >>13127577
So incredibly dank I'm in awe
WAIT >>13122388
Please don't leave me, i need to reach the wish giver in the Hadal zone at the bottom of the abyss on my sea cow, please i'll raise the reward to 50 cheese, the Crab pleads to fish.

what does fish do?
THe fish what does it do >>13130103
>>13129967
>>13130103
>>13129967
we roll to find what fate fortune has given the crab...

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13129967
The fish in it's incredible kind heart decides to help the crab, the fish spits on the sand and molds it into a statue of a starfish with boobs, that is what the fish will bet against the starfish
>>13129967
>i'll raise the reward to 50 cheese,
hm? I begrudgingly accept
teeeest >>1 fishe ><°>
>>2 fishe ><°> ><°>
>ᵍʳᵉᵉn ᶠᶦˢʰᵉ ><°>
>>>/b/luefishe >>1°>>3

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13131199
DOUBLE DUBS
>>13131366
>>13131366
>>13131366
>>13131199
QUADRUPLEL DUBS

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Your fortune: Bad Luck
apropo of nothing i reel fish in to the surface and kiss him on the head then release him again

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13132396
well chosen
>>13132863
>>13132863
>>13132863
we won!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13133114
>>13132863
is this the end, opee?

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>13133792
I trust op I am waitinge
>>13133848
waitinge is very important
>>13130421
Starfish accepts the bet and battles you in a game of blackjack.

you have to give starfish a minute though since he's a bit star struck, star-fish struck even
You don't have a deck of cards so you use your own fish scales instead.

Neither of you have played a game of black jack in your life so both of you are just going to wing it and assume the other is honorable in battle
you have no idea if this hand is good.

Fish asks esfores if this hand is good
>>13134653
that statue... is so EROTIC!!! wow fishe is an artist... of high appraisal and conquest
>>13134663
This is WIN 100% WIN BET EVERYTHING FISHE BET EVERYTHING BET ALL YOU HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>13134662
its great
>>13134653
Wow what a hote sculpture! Good thinking anon/fish
>>13134663
Let the battle begin
how about this for a headline:
fish, FRIES!

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>13135477 dubs
Does it really?
can this be canon opee

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13135618
I second this opinion
>>13121816
big fan of this starfish
>>13134656
I meant to (You) this instead of what I (You)d earlier
>>13135754
>>13135618
froge & fishe r frens

Your fortune: Average Luck

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