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my parents didn't have children

By Anonymous | Updated 08/19/26(Wed)22:41:17

my parents didn't have children

my parents didn't have children

ok wot how selfish of them you should kill them LOLWUT I GOT TRIPS AND YOU DIDN'T? THAT'S WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOUR PARENTS DONT HAHVEH ICLKDBNRM >>13135992
I'm sorry, but how did you c ome to life.
Just by hugging perhaps?
>>13135992
it's okay, they still love you just as much even though you're adopted
>>13136000
LOLE THEY FUGGING FAILED LIFE. IT IS OVER FOR THEM!
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>>13136008
i'm not adopted
>>13136000
The most important part of the post was checking trips. Is it I, who failed life?

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13136001
i don't remember
>>13136030
Hmm, then perhaps you were born in a biolab.
You must have superpowers could be.. regeneration, intelligent, capable of feelings...

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13136014
oh, you're just stupid
>>13136059
I dont know any superpowers which is sad
>>13136107
you're super stupid
>>13136115
Bro... please don't be rude.
>>13136107
My tablet is charging so no funny image, maybe your superpower is touching someone and making them pregnant the next day.
If you can touch man, I think you can repopulate Japan. Just be sure to un-DNA yourself.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>13136014
they still haven't told you?
>>13135997
ebilposters always give the best advice

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